It's not a plonk confession...It's a first time drunk confession...I was 15 and I was a boy scout..Anyhow one weekend camping in Castlewellan Forest Park..Alan, Dee Dee, Desie and myself headed off to buy some cider and beer..To cut a long story short I bought a litre of strongbow cider and 2 cans of harp lager and got pissed as a fart..All I can remember is throwing up over my scout leaders shoes..But fair dues he never told my parents..
Johnny Cash left his FOLSOM PRISON BLUES behind and started to walk down THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD stopping for lunch BY THE BANKS OF THE OHIO. Where he got talkin' to a truck driver from MEMPHIS TENNESSEE and he told him there is a band looking for a GUITAR MAN...
After lunch Johnny cleaned his BLUE SUEDE SHOES and headed for KANSAS CITY, and he over heard Little Richard tell LONG TALL SALLY...."IT'S OVER, 'cause I GOTTA WOMAN, WAY DOWN in NEW ORLEANS. Now Sittin' in the corner Chuck was playing with his DING A LING A LING, JOHNNY told him to B GOODE or he'll end up working in a CHAIN GANG and you wont be drinkiing TEQUILA you spend a long time in SAN QUENTIN.
Down by the SWANNEE RIVER Paul mcCartney (an old friend of Johnny's)was fishing and said you can DRIVE MY CAR, aint she SOMETHING ELSE...On the way to Kansas on ROUTE 66, he stopped yo give LUCILLE and RUNAROUND SUE a lift because they both had the NEW YORK CITY BLUES, taking there HAT'S OF TO LARRY before they left . When the got to the CROSS ROADS ,they heard Mississippi John Hurt sayin' to BO Carter " AINT NO TELLIN', PIG MEAT IS ALL I CRAVE".
By the time they got to Kansas underneath the BLUE MOON(lucky they forgot their umberella's) cause WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS.....just ask CAROL over in the PROMISED LAND.... the last time she was AT THE HOP, the BIG BOSS MAN said LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE, WALK DON'T RUN or you will STAGGER like LEE.
....THE ROAD GOES ON FOR EVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS......
phoenix Forum Posts (3,669)
very good..
...fair play too you...
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