dragonfly88 Forum Posts (3,135)

RE: walking the dog

no...... no.... no...... she walks and I follow...

but I knew somebody who did just that, that neighbour used to take his dog for a run in his car, the dog followed the car and came back exausted!

40 degrees!

miss uk weather!.......... well... sometimes

40 degrees!

no pool, no pool... but I could always put them in the bath! yeah!!! an ice cube filled bath! yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa

40 degrees!

alright, I'll stop complaining then!

40 degrees!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hot hot hot

40 degrees!

too hot for me!

40 degrees!

40 degrees here! I need some ice cubes!

where's the melting icon??

is it as hot where you are?

RE: walking the dog

sorry, THE CAR WON'T FIT IN THE CORRIDOR, NOT ME!

RE: walking the dog

lazy me.... I don't take the car to the bathroom because I won't fit in the corridor and believe me, I've tried!

RE: love

love and a box of bonbons!

RE: NOW BE HONEST..........

No I don't but I would love to give a nice little squeeze to a nice bottom..

RE: NOW BE HONEST..........

isn't lust supposed to be sinful?

I'd better check on that one.

RE: big drinkers

Here I go again! me and my spelling! I should just marry my spelling!!

RE: sense

really? the thing is... not just anyone would do for me... I wouldn't like to get infected with the wrong one! how do I get the right one doctor?

RE: A Beautiful Proposal

wow! the writer must have been very inspired!

RE: sense

brave? yes, you're rigth, you have to go up to the person you like, get your cowboy loop from one of the drawers, and be foolish enough to think the other one is going to allow you to catch him/her....

What's this jumping bit? I'm allergic to heights! can't jump off a diving board!

RE: sense

I want to be infected! (where's the stomping icon??)

and I want it now!

RE: "Partner"

never heard that one before!

RE: DE BREVITATE VITAE - LAETITIA & JACOMUS

straight over that persian carpet, turn left at the harley and then ist's straight on towards the jag. you can't miss it!

RE: WHY?

I may have some answers...




Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

The sun likes to eat us for lunch, so it roasts the body and light fries the hair, the sun thinks hairs are like chips




Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

We’re too busy talking




Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

They’d have a long queue at their door and they woulnd’t have time to enjoy themselves and spend all the money




Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

So we remember to abbreviate




Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"

They never learn, do they?




Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click ..?"

Because you can’t just order it about




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Lemon juice has vitamin c, if they made juice with real lemon juice we’d stop buying vitamin c.

Dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons because they don’t use them with lemon juice




Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Because he breaks his balls to get more money for you





Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

I thought rush hour was at peak points!




Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Because they’d go for the mouse on the computer too!




When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Homer




Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

He thought they’d be food for the frogs but the frogs were on a diet





Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

They can’t give the guy an infection before he dies, they’d have to take him to hospital and with everybody queuing up and all the people waiting for their turn, it would be a never ending story




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Plane makers would be out of work





Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

They go home!





Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

They’re a wall apart not a world apart





If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Congres is digress, not disgrace but almost




If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

They had just finished work and that word was the last one they needed

RE: WHY?

RE: walking the dog

I didn't see you with your doggie! I just came back from taking her out for a little wee wee. My dog would have smelled yours!

I think that more than having a good sense of smell, she's got a built in radar for dogs!

RE: walking the dog

perhaps I should reconsider the rubbish option then!

RE: walking the dog

My dog is not exactly the best enticer if I want to meet people.

It's a small dog, no official breed, so I say it's an Audi dog.

She's lovely and a darling but she can't stand other dogs, she'll go for their throats if I let her... Once, she went for a rotwiler and she was lucky the big dog was very peaceful.

She goes with a leash and has to wear a muzzle just in case she bites some runner that decides to come to close to me!


Taking the rubbish out my be a better idea for me, but that's not exactly a romantic thing to chat about, right? "Hello, do you throw your rubbish often?"

RE: sense

for me it's touch as through touch you can feel all kinds of textures.

Taste is quite important too but I think touch is better.

if you can't see, at least you can feel the other person and get an idea of what they are like.

If you can't hear, you can at least feel the vibrations of the music reverberating on any surface.

sometimes, not being able to smell is actually a blessing

RE: Writing Tips...

We always learn something new, don't we?

RE: What is the worst excuse you've used to get out of a date?

Sorry, I've got to do my nails!

RE: What not to say on your first date?

RE: Is it possible to fall in love with someone you only know online?

there's hope then!

I know people who haven't met online and 3 out of 4 marriages are no longer marriages now ...

RE: Is it possible to fall in love with someone you only know online?

Just because I haven't experienced it myself doesn't mean it doesn exist or that it's not possible.

why not, anyway... ?? one doesn't controll the affairs of the heart, it's the heart that feels right?