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RE: who do you attract?

I think they are looking for someone to train them in rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: who do you attract?

Mostly younger, a lot younger, why dont these guys go for women their own age?

RE: chat til your bawlz drop

loads, but i cant tell u, ur to youngrolling on the floor laughing

...

A man owned a small farm in Ireland. The Irish

> Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages

> to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.

>

> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay

> them!", demanded the investigator.

>

> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand

> who's been with me for three years. I pay him 200 euro a

> week plus free room and board.

>

> "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her

> 150 euro per week plus free room and board."

>

> "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18

> hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around

> here. He makes about 10 euro a week. He pays his own

> room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every

> Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife

> occasionally."

>

> "That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said

> the agent.

>

> "That would be me," replied the farmer.

>

RE: Question?

finaly a man who agrees with melaugh

RE: Question?

why not ask her what she wants to do?

RE: strange phone call

I got the same call last wk, and so did my neighbour, he kept saying to me that i had a problem with my laptop and i just kept saying back to him, "no" there is nothing wrong with it, running fine, really pissed him off, then he asked to speak to my husbandrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: any good news storys ?

id say a lot are irish, lot of guys from the construction trade are out of work, who can blame them, nothing here for them.:(

RE: any good news storys ?

ye was on the news today, all heading to oz, canada and the US, gov must be delighted:(

RE: any good news storys ?

130,000 leaving ireland in the next 2 wks, maybe they will pay out more on the dole with the savings.

RE: Answer please

u would there were cominrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Top 10 conversation killers...

ok instead of what u dont want to talk about, tell us what does interest you.handshake

RE: Top 10 conversation killers...

well then what would ya like to talk about?

RE: What's in a name?...

sorry, couldnt resist.laugh laugh

RE: What's in a name?...

salarylaugh laugh

RE: is my profile that bad

nope, nice pic and profile, best of luck. :)

translator needed

thanks gerri, give him something to google, ha ha

RE: would you date a farmer

giddy up now babylaugh

RE: would you date a farmer

ha ha, yep has to have good road frontage.laugh laugh and a big milk quotalaugh

translator needed

thinking of replying to him in irish, anyone want to help.

RE: would you date a farmer

all depends on the size of his acreagerolling on the floor laughing

translator needed

lol.

translator needed

i read 4 lines and gave uprolling on the floor laughing

translator needed

am missing to really take care of you darling

aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling




could someone please translate this, just in case im missing outrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: depression

great advicethumbs up

RE: depression

at least ur have the sense to know that, so many ppl come off them that shouldnt, and think they will be ok with out them, which of course there not.

RE: depression

part of life, eveyone goes tho it some time, its how u deal with it counts, and get help if u cant cope.

RE: Would you date or have you dated a deaf person?

my ex had a rally bad hearing probem and it caused a lot of tension, because i always had to shout at him, his doctor told him a lot of maragies end because of this!!!

RE: i am free and single i am happier single then being with my non match

snow angelheart beating

RE: RUBBER BANDITS

there brilliant, so funnyrolling on the floor laughing

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