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ffs even google couldn't translate that!!! 
mari2010: am missing to really take care of you darling
aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling
could someone please translate this, just in case im missing out
aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling
could someone please translate this, just in case im missing out
I managed to read about 10 lines before Homer Simpson brain syndrome set in! He's certainly a man of many words. Just a shame they're in the wrong order!
'...your closely friend'!
mari2010: i read 4 lines and gave up
i only managed 2 Was it Shakespeare after a few? 
mari2010: am missing to really take care of you darling
aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling
could someone please translate this, just in case im missing out
aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling
could someone please translate this, just in case im missing out
Loosely translated it means........Give me your money
DUBLINGUY1973: Loosely translated it means........Give me your money
DUBLINGUY1973: Loosely translated it means........Give me your money
scammer for sure... "am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling"
Yes...something seriously missing!!!
Yes...something seriously missing!!!
sharina: scammer for sure...
Hiya S
Kinda reminds me of that scene near the end of the movie "Love Actually" where Jamie is asking Auerlia to marry him in broken portuguese
Geri11: Hey guys
Have never taken part in a forum before, but i'm laughing so hard here i'm crying and i only read about 5 lines where do they come from?
Have never taken part in a forum before, but i'm laughing so hard here i'm crying and i only read about 5 lines where do they come from?
You managed 5 lines!
Geri11: Hey guys
Have never taken part in a forum before, but i'm laughing so hard here i'm crying and i only read about 5 lines where do they come from?
Have never taken part in a forum before, but i'm laughing so hard here i'm crying and i only read about 5 lines where do they come from?
Hi Geri
Welcome to the Forums
Some of the mails are just built for laughing at. Just have to laugh at Google Translator sometimes
mari2010: thinking of replying to him in irish, anyone want to help.
You could but you might be wasting your time because he probably won't read it once he realises he's not getting any money
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aHi my really very honey and sweet and very friendly dear
I am very happy and so glad really to see your values and very sweet and very perfect profile today and when start to read for several time
I really for test my chance to be closely with my sweet dream and for love position I really still missing of that seriously so planning to let chance to hear first your idea and opinion about me and then really take decision we can really be closely and make values relationship or not
So I really for interesting reason and for some special and strange feeling about your profile planning to write and send you my idea and my opinion of you
I think you see very kindly and very decent and really tender and down to earth and really gentle and caring lady with specially sweet and very nicely and honey heart and very kindly and generously and amazing heart
I know that is very soon to talk bout together positive and negative point of life and personality and we need to take long time till can see what are going to happen for us
But I really when read your profile and take time to see your mentioned paragraph I find more common thing s and idea let me to be and have positive position about you
So let to start and to see future how planning to show about our seriously relationship how much is true and values and very attractive
For me just am seriously believe love is true and love is sincerely and love is god rule and love is simple and really sweet and love make friendly and really strange and happy position till we can find better feeling and idea about love and really cause to really first to be closely and kindly with ourselves
And then cause think we are not alone and lonely and we really get confident when to see some one really still missing of ourselves think live is very seriously short and days really are going fast and when we can really have very beautifully chance to love and caring and tender really has such as ourselves feeling why still alone and lonely and without hope and feeling and sweet dream
If you think you have same as opinion and feeling and mention and position and still missing to share your sweet and very lovely and honey and kindly heart to take perfect experience of sweet love but seriously true and trustfully and honestly and with huge responsibility you can planning to stay write me and we can share our idea and our feeling about life and love and perfect match
But for me first it is values trustfully and very loyal and honestly and oriented and values lady with prefect and amazing heart and personality and mined and character
So I was wondering if you really seriously interesting to me and sweet love really planning to write and reply very attractive and very nicely and very lovely massage to me
Please take care of yourself and do not forget this is first your closely friend greeting but if you still seriously can really be closer and seriously and we can planning for our seriously sweet dream and very romantically long term of values and very attractive and mutual and tender and decent relationship
am seriously missing to see your attractive reply to me arling
could someone please translate this, just in case im missing out