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RE: There is over 6 billion people on this planet in 205 countries but yet ....... Single.........

counter intuitive isnt it

RE: There is over 6 billion people on this planet in 205 countries but yet ....... Single.........

and theres more women than men on the planet

were outnumbered

RE: Weather

Bye bye mousey

Dont be afraid of the dark - MOVIE

I'll let you know what it's like I'm going to watch it
in a few minutes

RE: Weather

jaysus and nothing to wean her off them

RE: Weather

must be gone so

hot water bottle so

RE: Weather

I dont find it cold lately

I'm told theres been a lot of solar flares from the sun
in the past few weeks thats why its so warm lately
and the reason for the so called heatwave

But I had the heating on for a while so probably cant tell
the difference

Dont be afraid of the dark - MOVIE

Has anybody seen it and is it any good ?

was considering watching it tonight

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

well then its not your problem bud

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

How do you know

Who's bugging you I'll sort them out

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

You shouldnt take things so serious UNO
Maybe their intent was to wind YOU up

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

well ...

sometimes people dont get MY humor

I cant blame them for that

like I said if they dont get it screw em

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

whats that supposed to mean

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

Exactly

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

Nothing wrong with that as far as I can see

RE: THE IDEA OF JOKING

I dunno I just use emo's all the time even in private mail

theres no cryptic reason why I do it I just do

I suppose its easier to tell what someone's trying to
get across by use of emoticons

RE: Posting Video's - The Dummies Guide To

good job

RE: Casual v One night stand

But why are you blaming men

Im publishing a rhyming dictionary book

little kids and big kids alike

Im publishing a rhyming dictionary book

And am working on an radio advert to sell my book

I need some ideas for my ad

here's my first attempt

---

Hi I'm TEASE

We at TEASE's rhyming dictionary company,
rate our product so HIGH,

We really feel its the best rhyming dictionary,
That Money can ………….. purchase.

Other rhyming dictionaries,
Might say they're the BEST,

But we really feel Ours is,
better than all the …..….others

you want rhymes thats what you NEED
Our book of rhymes a pleasure to …….. browse thru

So check it out our dictionary is truly SUBLIME
for all you need when you need two words that …… sound alike

---

Any ideas

RE: Chat

theres a few on there who are pure caustic

I wont be using it again

RE: Chat

I was in there a few minutes and its the weirdest chat
that Ive ever seen kinda depraved kinda chat going on

RE: should the 'death penalty' be a form of justice?

yes and broadcast the executions

thats good wholesome family entertainment

RE: finish this...

find out why the universe was created

RE: Laptops

get a macbook you wont be sorry

before anyone has a go at me for being a mac user
I have a dell running windows xp aswell as my
media centre

RE: strange men

curiouser and curiouser

RE: EARS-4

I need 80 likes on a facebook competition to win

Thanks for the votes everybody

It was a good try