TheMagician Forum Posts (398)

RE: big belly

Woman with "BIG ONE" uglier!

RE: big belly

If she's got a "BIG ONE" that is NO girl!

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Yea, like grilled cheese.

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Eye was hoping you would think eye was a Bit O' Honey.

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Now that you brought it up, eye don't know? Who are these inquiring minds, do they always inquire or do they stop inquiring to think?

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Eye thinks philosophy should be keep candy out of I!

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Been to Heawen and there are no good or bad girls there. Just women who can't spell!

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Remove the candy from your I AND you will have room for two. What about your nose, lips (you have two) or ears (two of them too)? Inquiring minds want to know!

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

I like bi women!

RE: Good Girls go to Heawen,Bad Girls go to .......

Shake Your Lovemaker

Flapper dresses are from the 20's, maybe into early 30's, zoot suits are from the 30's to early forties when they were banned because of WWII. They were still available in the black market. The zoot suit was worn by hispanic, black and italian men as a sign of rebellion against general society which treated them badly. They were worn on special occasions, not every day suits. Swing music came to an end in the early fifties and was basically replaced by rock and roll. There is a resurgence of swing music from bands like Voodoo Daddies and Cherry Poppin Daddies.

Shake Your Lovemaker

While cruising the i-way I saw NEW Zoot Suits, Flapper dresses and a whole retro fashion market. I was wondering where you would wear this stuff except for Holloween. Then I thought in the bigger cities there are places you could go to dance to Swing music and fit right in. I think it would be a fun night out. What do you think?

To: Snow White

Thanks for saying you'd be flattered by this thread, I hoped she would too. I will send her new pics if she is interested. I'm having fun with this one. I emailed her last and then posted this thread. If that is not enough for her to send me an email, then there is someone better for both of us somewhere.

To: Snow White

Right now the only feelings that exist in my world is I feel like I'd like to get to know her better. It would be nice and make my day if and when she changes her mind and sends me an email. Luckily, she is not you because if she was I would be way too much for her to handle. I have NO problem holding hands and kissing in public. Showing and accepting affection in public and in private is not for everyone. I like running my fingers through her hair while talking to her no matter where we are. You would find these signs of affection silly, childish and unnecessary. Extremely shy and private people like yourself would feel VERY uncomfortable and prefer very little affection if any at all and prefer to be behind doors when that feeling is expressed. Your equally uncomfortable expressing affection. Saying I love you once a year works for you. You think romance is for high school kids and mature adults like yourself don't need that nonsense. If that works for you, go for it. You treat your man your way, and I'll treat my lady my way. In the end we are all happy!

To: Snow White

To: Snow White

How can you be embarressed if nobody knows who you are? I already accepted the fact that she won't email me and yet have the comfort of knowing that if it's destiny she will because I did my best to let her know I want her to.

To: Snow White

THANK YOU Pandora!!!!!!!!!

To: Snow White

Ya never know who anybody is!!!!!!!

To: Snow White

That's her, that's her! The little people stole my sweety!

To: Snow White

Let me guess, she told you that!

To: Snow White

The last email I sent her I said it's ok that she feels I'm not the one for her and I would NOT bother her. That meant to me and hopefully her, I would no longer contact her through email. So I figured I make this post and IF she saw it and IF she had a change of mind, she might send me an email and we get to know each other better. If this does not work for her, she was right. If others are puzzled by this, that's ok, it's not them I'm interested in. I don't mind the jokes if it's funny and not malicious. Pandora was being funny, Solstice is being malicious and continuing the same crap as the Heather Locklear thread. You have a valid question and I am answering it to the best of my ability.

To: Snow White

I didn't want to use the name she is known by to protect her privacy, so I used something mentioned in our conversations hoping she would know I was addressing her. If she is interested, she'll email me in private.

To: Snow White

I had a dream about you last night. You grabbed me and kissed me and wouldn't let me go long enough to say hello. I accept your decision that I'm not for you and you probably are right. Always trust your FIRST thoughts! Anyway, we never talked beyond first impressions and I think MAYBE there could be something if I had the chance to get to know you better. Rather than send you unwanted emails, I'll say it here, in public and let destiny take it's course.

RE: what would u do if,

Only if he catches her and she won't let him watch or lend a helping hand.

RE: what would u do if,

You broom isn't exactly what I want to get a hold of!

RE: what would u do if,

I know who you are. Your the Black Magic Woman who's got me so blind I can't see. Your the black magic woman who's trying to make a devil out of me.
Don't turn your back on me babe and stop with your tricks, you might pick up my magic stix.

RE: what would u do if,

Did anyone ever tell you that you have a beautiful eye?

RE: what would u do if,

Elsewhere and ages have the thingy your looking for but won't tell you because they don't want to share. Because I am your friend and I am kind, generous and considerate, I am willing to share my thingy with you.

RE: what would u do if,

I know you didn"t eat a thingy last night because you were looking for ages and couldn't find one. Maybe ages misplaced it, ya think?

RE: what would u do if,

But have you seen a thingy for yourself? Why look for anyone else?