TheMagician Forum Posts

OPDec 1, 2010

Hello Everybody

Wheres the seatbelts? Thanks for the welcome!

OPDec 1, 2010

If your love for the woman is true, you love and accept all that comes with her. We all come with baggage of one type or another. I found that the kids either love you or hate you, there is no in between. If they accept you it makes things that much easier and better. The same is true with the relatives.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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What's in a submarine, so too is true with my pipe.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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Not sure what that means but ABRACADABRA if you weren't so far away I'd reach out and grab ya and give you a big

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OPNov 30, 2010

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With or without your raincoat on?

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OPNov 30, 2010

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Do the postings always turn into run away freight trains? I' m flattered that you all think I'm experienced on here, but I was on other singles sites before finding this one. The others charge money to be on the forums or there is no forum on the free sites. Confusing me with someone else appears to be doing me more harm than good. Peace Out

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OPNov 30, 2010

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OPNov 30, 2010

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You got me. I confess. I read her profile before responding. She is cute you know!

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OPNov 30, 2010

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OPNov 30, 2010

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Hello Wind Talker. I hope you listen to the wind as well. It can tell you alot that you need to know. Thank you for the welcome.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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OPNov 30, 2010

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The cigarettes and beer were for me. For you I will bring russian hands and roman fingers. For days and nights afterwards the sounds, touch, scents and feeling will linger.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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No need to. Just visit any post office in the USA. Of all the pictures posted, mine is the one you won't see. My greatest vanishing act ever.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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OPNov 30, 2010

Hello Everybody

Thank you LEO! I'll do my best to entertain you and all.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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While I'm sitting here at the airport waiting for my ship to come in with Heather Locklear, I'm making a note to remind myself to tell you how I did it if and when it happens. If you find a clone, hold on to her for dear life. You might have done better than expected.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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Damn! I thought for sure you were going to be my Venus, my bundle of joy and desire.

Can have a cigarette and beer and try again?

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OPNov 30, 2010

Hello Everybody

I see the FORCE is with you too and chartered your course. A warm welcome to you also.

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OPNov 30, 2010

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At first I was going to repeat: a magician never gives away his secrets, but then I thought you were smart to know if I could do that I'd be with Heather Locklear and not posting here. But you still asked the question. Are you sure your not a magician because your question both puzzles and amazes me.

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OPNov 30, 2010

Hello Everybody

Are you a federal agent or visit the post office alot?

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OPNov 30, 2010

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Look all you want but you will NOT find me on the tip of your finger. On the tip of your tongue or in a dream maybe. Thank You for the welcome.

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OPNov 30, 2010

Hello Everybody

Alot like your computer. I crash when you need me the most, sometimes astound you, sometimes confuse you, connect at astounding speeds and take forever to get you someplace which usually ends up the wrong place. You can turn me on or off but I will always be there for you until you find something better. Until then you will be lost without me!

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OPNov 30, 2010