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RE: Duvet Day

I'm free wednesday :P

RE: Duvet Day

Wouldn't wanna make you blush :)

RE: Duvet Day

ha you were only saying why didn't I offer and now I'm made work for it ha you can't win ;)

RE: Duvet Day

Sympathy not at all, I work today I get wednesday off so happy days!

How exactly would I have to prove myself, Do an obstalce course called your bedroom, high jump over the large collection of shoes, long jump over make up cabinet and land perfectly with breakfast in hand?

RE: Duvet Day

Thanks, i'm off wednesday so keep the duvet warm till I get there :P

RE: Duvet Day

I am one of those unfortunate souls who have to come to work on a glorious day like today! Plus I wouldn't have the first idea what to do in a bed beside a beautiful woman :P

RE: Duvet Day

Shocking two beautiful women looking for company under the duvet and not one man jumping to the offer! Shocking :P

RE: Duvet Day

Sure ya might as well go back to bed its that late in the day now :P

RE: your favourtie stand up comedian

Billy is a class act :)

Another class act is Dylan Moran.

RE: Duvet Day

Alas I have work otherwise i'd be up for a good pillow fight :P

RE: Duvet Day

Cave person, happy :P

You do reliease you've open Pandora's box with your last statement there aye?

RE: Duvet Day

Despite the image of you going caveman on some guy passing your door been very funny i'm sure there are more then enough guys willing to make the trip quickly on the fourms should you offer :P

RE: Duvet Day

Woman after my own heart! Those duvet days are much better shared in company though :)

Interesting

However,for all that introspection,you have developed a sensational,dry sense of humour that makes connections quickly and wittily and will leave you making jokes that go right over the heads of others You delight in it so much that you'll often rehearse jokes or amusing voice to yourself in order to spontaneously impress others with them.But this is a healthy desire to impress and although you hate catching yourself at it it's nothing to be so worried about.
There's an odd feeling also that you should have been born in a different century.You might be able to make more sense of that hen i can.


Couldn't post the whole thing up on the fourms as it was to big.

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Good to hear. Keep in mind what you gave me to go on though :D

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You've got a sense of humour and were hugged way to much as a child :P

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I'm only looking for 2 quirks and they don't have to be major ones that give away massive amounts of information.

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I saw that, Alot of that was cold reading and only targeted at people in there late teens to early 20's. Pop me an e-mail and we'll see if i'm accurate with you or not Tease.

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I am not a medium or any form of phyisic nor do I have magical powers other then the ability open my mouth when I shouldn't.

I'll post how I do later, only 2 people have volunteered so far. And I think i'd be fair in saying they've been 90% accurate maybe more?

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Can't really avoid some cold reads. I'll post all the results up here afterwards so you can see how I did it.

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I know you pretty well so give me an hour or so and i'll jot something down. And you can post how accurate you think it is.

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Try me and find out...

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I'm writing an article for a popular website and need the help of the beautiful people who post on CS.

Basically if you could mail me 2 peronsal quirks of yours and an object that you carry around on a daily basis (this could be anything to a favourite bag or a phone ect) then i'll write you a personalised summary of your personality. Have done this on a few forums and for friends and they all delighted with how accurate these have been.

RE: need saving!!

My hangover cure is usually a cold shower.... If ya can get past the sudden shock then your groovy for the rest of the day :)

Either way it will definitly wake you up!

RE: Unexplained mysteries

Ain't getting into no arguement about something that neither of us can verify. I don't doubt they went there, To many people involved in a lie that big for it not to have come out. However some of the pictures i've have seen are suspect. I'm no expert in photography my area of expertise lies in phyisics but the light sources on alot of pictures are very very dodgey even after you take into account the reflectivity of the moon (5-7%) and earth as another light source.

One thing that was never explained to me by people who think the moon landing were faked was the fact that the planted mirrors to enable us to measure the moon's distance to the earth and tidal power etc. How did they get there?

RE: Unexplained mysteries

If the states didn't put a man on the moon, then why did the russians never say anything? I mean they started the whole space race in 1961 by putting a man in space and the americans in a tisy decided they'll go one better and put a man on the moon. I don't buy into conspiracy theories as anything can be manipulated to look a certain way. Sure look at the media they do it for a living....

RE: Decisions decisions !

Each to his own really, I've brought flowers to first dates before and 9 times out of 10 you get dodgey looks. So now I turn up with a smile and a hug which only gets me half the amount of dodgey looks :P

RE: distance

Have tried this for 4 years, back and forth every 3 weeks as we lived in different countries. I learned italian and she had english but at the end of the day it just wasn't ment to be. It can work but I found that when you only see a person for 2 to 3 days every three weeks that it can be intense and anything that may be annoying you or whatever is amplified. But there's also the peace and quiet aspect as well which is great!

RE: Would you

I use to think that I needed to get drunk to talk to women but I soon relieased (8 years ago) that you have a little more confidence while drunk you lose any kinda charm you have going for you.

This really pissed me off in my early 20's so I decided to fix it, I went out on dublin streets and I talked to everyone. I would just go up to women on the street and try strike up a conversation. If your nice and polite throw a compliment in I found most women were happy to talk regardless of weather they had a boyfriend or not. It may sound weird but this helped me get very comfortable with women even to a stage where I could walk up to a table of 20 women and be able to hold there attention without worrying what so ever and the best thing of all, I do it without drink.

If ya need drink to have a conversation with a pretty lady then there's something wrong!

RE: been dumped by text

It ain't about weather your a man or a woman its weather you have the minerals down below and the respect for the person your seeing.

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