Maybe it is because there is so much emphasis put on women's bodies on tv...Men get all google eyed at them,so us plain women fill like we have to look a certain way...
I am going to my bathroom right now,and I am taking the roller off the wall,and I am going to put the toilet paper on the back of the camode. You people have FREEKED ME OUT! This is the second thread that I have seen that has been about which way the toilet paper should roll.I am really getting worried..Are Y'all OK??? Is toilet paper REALLY that serious?? All this time,I guess I have taken it for granted(???).MAYBE I'm the FREEKIE ONE???
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
And....
> An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy > were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a > building. > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman > said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! > > If I get corned beef and cabbage one > more time for lunch, > > I'm going to jump off this building.' > > The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and > exclaimed,' > > Burritos again! If I get burritos one > more time > > I'm going to jump off, too.' > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' > Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping > too.' > > The next day, the Irishman opened his > lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a > burrito, and jumped, too. > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the > bologna and jumped to his death as well. > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was > weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of > corned beef > and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, > 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated > burritos so much. > > Everyone turned and stared at the > blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, > > 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his > own lunch.' >
I loved that poem.Did you write it yourself? You know,friends are hard to come by.The poem really says it all.Thanks for posting it.Makes me want to rush right out and make a friend!
Why are you "sorry" you have to say it? Don't be embarrassed if you cry.It's accepted these days for men to cry....I don't know if gypsy music counts,but let it all out. It will make you feel better. :)
I agree somewhat,but everyone who has a brain knows that all people are not perfect.Society is part of all the problems in the world.If people would quit expecting certain things that society leads us to beleive is "right",we might actually see people for who they are.
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I was just about to post > A MASSAGE!!!!(with oil,candles and maybe some nice back ground music)
OH!
Here it is...
Hi Bob
What's something ya want RIGHT NOW?
I wish I had 1G and NO ACCIDENT