One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
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[07 June]jus to make you laugh...
A man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him.She was so thrilled to have him around that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled,
“My husband’s home! My husband’s home!”