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Jun 2, 2011 2:51 PM CST Joke of the day..
sud_obscure
sud_obscuresud_obscuregermany, India3 Threads 5 Posts
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” frustrated
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Jun 2, 2011 2:54 PM CST Joke of the day..
SummerUK
SummerUKSummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK24 Threads 8,842 Posts
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Jun 2, 2011 2:54 PM CST Joke of the day..
time4fun4u
time4fun4utime4fun4uAlicante, Valencia Spain18 Threads 1 Polls 10,066 Posts
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Jun 2, 2011 2:56 PM CST Joke of the day..
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
A man is at work one day when he notices that his workmate is wearing an earring. This man knows his workmate to be a somewhat conservative chap, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his workmate and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"ehm, ever since my wife found it in our bed."

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Jun 2, 2011 2:57 PM CST Joke of the day..
sud_obscure
sud_obscuresud_obscuregermany, India3 Threads 5 Posts
hope you liked it.. :)
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Jun 2, 2011 2:59 PM CST Joke of the day..
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
sud_obscure: One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”


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Jun 2, 2011 4:06 PM CST Joke of the day..
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
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Jun 5, 2011 1:01 PM CST Joke of the day..
ebony4you
ebony4youebony4youMontreal, Quebec Canada13 Threads 933 Posts
sud_obscure: One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
good onerolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 5, 2011 1:07 PM CST Joke of the day..
llisita777
llisita777llisita777chicago, Illinois USA74 Posts
good, very goodyay cheering banana applause
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