jimbhoy Forum Posts (4,142)

RE: girls

^^^ You cant have drink in Saudi Arabia ^^^

Alah is goin to get you, Alah is goin to get you



So i'll have a few for you

RE: Best Chat up lines ever

as often as I can

RE: Best Chat up lines ever

You have eyes like spanners...
Cos every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

RE: so Irish folk..

how about Sat July 7th at Tessies house

Fathers day

Ok you lot where have you hidden all the prezzies then

Not even a card

RE: Happy Birthday from Jim.....

From me?????????

RE: hi i m new

Are you looking for a date or are you looking to give one unlucky woman a job

I am thier Daddy and you got impress the girl first,then bribe me, then talk to father Jack and then when I find where i buried Mammy you got to get past her,

So your progress report reads:-

Must do better,and chill out,make friends,have a laugh and enjoy the company,
but as it stands Ali81 has not got a snowballs chance in hell of geting any of my daughters

P.S.
Seing as Mammy is missing will you wash my socks ali, you get brownie points for that.

RE: I'm new. HELP

About time the girls had someone else to moan at...... eh eh i mean some other shouder to cry on

They have had only thier Daddy and Father Jack of late, so be prepared for a cat fight or 5, and wear armour, they dont bite but they can scratch

RE: any success stories on this site?

yes Me and Nuala, even though i'm in Scotland and she is in Dublin, we still see each other all the time,I met her on here 9 months ago andwere still going strong,
We also seem to have accumulated a load of kids here thats why we get called Mammy and Daddy

RE: Finish this sentance.........

I am one of the few who never watches Big Brother

RE: Finish this sentance.........

I am Coming..













over to Dublin on the 6th of july

RE: Quote of the day / reactions please

If it cant be done today...... f*ck it and leave it to someone who gives a F*ck

RE: where did you.....

You are just a SCARLET WOMAN them

RE: where did you.....

Jim use to be my name when I was a boy
My name now is Senga

RE: Irish drinking team...........

I DON'T DRINK

















WATER

RE: Irish drinking team...........

To join you got to be an alco like tessie, lorraine and mammy

RE: favourite song

BAH BAH GALWAY SHEEP

RE: favourite song

Brothers in Arms Dire Straits

These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
Some day youll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And youll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptisms of fire
Ive watched all your suffering
As the battles raged higher
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms

Theres so many different worlds
So many differents suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones

Now the suns gone to hell
And the moons riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But its written in the starlight
And every line on your palm
Were fools to make war
On our brothers in arms

RE: favourite song

CHASING CARS By SNOW PATROL
I Even sang it to a special Lady not so long ago

NUALA

I love you too honey, the countdown starts again

NUALA

I found her, after I buried her Nuala tunneled her way over to Scotland to surprise me

NUALA

Cheers. I just might go there

NUALA

That was a waste of effort,I never buried her under the patio,
She was alive when I buried her

NUALA

I cant remember where i buried Nuala

NUALA

UPDATE.....
Nuala is feeling a bit better and is away to a hens weekend in Kilkenny, her breathing is still bad sometimes but she hopes to be back with you all soon.
But I think she may have an Alco problem by the time she gets back
I love you honey... hurry back to me and the kids

NUALA

I am well, but my girl isn't feeling the best just now, But she knows I love her and all you kids love her too

NUALA

Hi all Nuala is taking a break at the moment and appreciates all of you that has missed her. She will come back to you all soon as she knows that all your good wishes will bring her back to you all.
I have passed on all those messages that were sent to me for her and I will pass on any others that are sent.
She sends hugs to you all

RE: Feeling Rotten.....

yes it was a crap joke

RE: i done it

The Lord of the Rings isn't a trilogy of books, it's a trilogy of films
So if you have only read three books you must have missed the first one which is called The Hobbit, it's the story of how Bilboe Baggins gets the the ring from Golum, Plenty of fighting in the book too

RE: lola

hope mammy kept you lot under control