jimbhoy Forum Posts (4,142)

RE: WHAT ARE THE SIGN'S OF A TRUE FRIEND?

You are my one true friend honey

You walked in at my lowest point when I needed you, and didn't tell me you were coming over.
We shared something that week that i've shared with no other and it made me a better person for it

I'll never forget the moment you were sitting waiting for me and I know you'll never forget the look on my face. Love you honey

RE: HOW important is your partners hygeine?

and nothing beat a bit of belly button mogie

RE: HOW important is your partners hygeine?

Mogies....mogies....mogies.....


Oih oih oih

RE: HOW important is your partners hygeine?

With 12 kids between me and Nuala I think there were a hell of a lot of mogies fluffing around

RE: Seems I forgot something

You got a smart kid there

If you open a funfair you can get all the rides you want and for free

RE: CS LADY OF US ALL,WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR.

i nominated Karen so she gets the 50 votes i earned for being as daft as a brush

RE: who are you attracted to on here

I know i'm not American but i'm pleading the 5th on this one

RE: Long Distance Relationships - do they work and how?

Well I met Nuala on here almost a year ago now. She is from Ireland and I live in Scotland, but at the time I was in Iraq;

We first met in December 2006 and we see each other at least once a month. She is the first person I call in the morning and the last person I talk to at night. The phone bill is worth every penny.
I do plan to move to Ireland to be with her when the time is right for the both of us.

Troosers

So WHO wears the trousers in your home


As a scotsman I wear both

RE: NAme 1 part of your body you would change?

yes I do, I hate walking with 3 legs

RE: CS LADY OF US ALL,WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR.

Boris's kids will do it

RE: Does anyone really enjoy domestic stuff.......cleaning etc?

I've always done my own Ironing. Even when I was married I did all the Ironing.
I'm a crap cook but i get by, and my house is clean(just did it yesterday) and thank god I dont have a garden as I hate Gardening

RE: ive got a question anyone feel free to respond

Just be yourself hun

but remember I do the Ironing in my house

Troosers

Jimbhoy, Where's Your Trousers?

I just got in frae the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
"Jimbhoy where's your trousers?"

Chorus
Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello Jimbhoy where's your trousers?"

2. A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I might fall
'Cause I had nae on me trousers!
Chorus

3. They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the breeks on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
Chorus

4. To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in trousers.
Chorus

5. Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with yer trousers.
Chorus


Who wears the troosers in your house

RE: Guys...what color

A nice pine set of drawers on a ladies back meaans the world to me



Oh you mean knickers Well then its got to be red Knickers for me

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

I am frightened of no-man or anything else on this planet just............












Dont tell Nuala I said that

RE: Have you ever dated anyone out of your race?

I have to say i haven't dated a dog or a cat or even a monkey even though i've seen similarities in the women i've dated.......

I have only dated women from the HUMAN RACE lots of colours and lots of fun

RE: favorite bed time snacks anybody?

I like to have my nuts in bed.......



Salted or dry roasted........ but be carefull with the lighter for the latter

RE: heres one for whiskey drinkers...

As a true Scotsman i'm trying to sample any and all whiskeys available and i'm having a hell of a good time doing it,

The only true whiskey is a scotch whiskey.

And I prefer Jack Daniels

RE: In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

In 7 days today will be last week

RE: Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath.who was the better band?

QUEEN was better than both of them

RE: anybody think they will be married next year at this time?

I'll need to start saving for my lawyers fees then

RE: Red,White And Blue

RED.... is for the blood that I have spilled for the UK

WHITE.... is for the lives i've saved and for the guys who saved mine

BLUE ... is how i feel

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

Sorted now


Nuala is backing you up no need for extra back-up

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

Yes we are, but we have 8 snipers on the rooftops, a company of british marines and the SAS on standby,

just incase Nuala turns up

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

Dont worry Dave I've got your back, Even Nuala is pissed off as she says nobody beats up Dave before she does

RE: minimoo's birthday presents

It will take me that long to drag Dave out the Ann Summers shop

RE: minimoo's birthday presents

Minimoo gets all the hugs she wants from me........













and i'm paying a visit to the Ann Summers shop later



just for a wee look..........




honestly......








any excuse

RE: Fuller figured fans!

Nuala.... thats who

Where have you been?? been seeing nuala for 9 months and been speaking to her on Cs when i was in Iraq almost a year ago

RE: Guys rules!!!

Great.....


Every woman should get a copy of this