Teddy, no wonder, that picture makes you look like bill gates. Do yourself a huge favor and read "The Game" by Neil Strauss because I can tell just by the way your talking, you don't have any game.. What you can do right now, is get yourself some nice clothes, lose those massive glasses[get contacts] and hit the gym (think beefcake). Within 1 year you'll have girls banging down your door. Don't listen to anybody that tells you otherwise, the women here are trying not to hurt your feelings.
Take the direct approach and shut them down hard, you'll make the guy a better person because of it.
He certainly won't learn anything from a fake phone number, make sure you add in what about his approach sucked the most. Alot of guys are pretty clueless.
RE: what do I do to get your attention
You aren't ugly but you could lose some weight and you need to stand up straight.