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Your wish is my command Jan 1305......what's your tipple?
I have some fine French wines,plus Ozzy wine & South African. I've also created my own wine for the season which I've called "Seasonal Glow"
Hope you all like the decorations...!
I've booked santa claus(i.e. beechcomber) but it's not sure yet because i think he's having a problem getting his 'Door deer's' going.

It's cold outside so I think I'll put another log on the fire..!

CHEERS

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Not a crumb to be seen......! After our conversation he left, I followed him for a while, but, I got fed up walking around in a circle with Weddy repeating "I'm sure I dropped a biscuit around here!!"

So I decided to leave him to it and went back too the C.B. for a beer!

RE: Bashing America and it's people!

Hi 'Wildflowerjj'.....I'm having a great day thanks,and my experience on this site can't change that...it's just disappointing...

Hope this finds you in good form!

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Evening all......As you can see I'm back in "Cartoon Mode" pending the launching of my festive season photo...

Thanks for the cocktail idea,I'll add it to my list.

Smoky, Weddy would'nt know a 'Weed' if he stood on one! Or at least thats what he told me as he came out of my Green house....I think he was pulling my leg because he was looking at me through very red eye's and an empty box of bisciuts...!! i asked him if had the munchies and he said "who said that?"!!!

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Evening all.............
Yes,there will be decorations up by the end of the week!
I've already got a tree,whilst i was in Grenoble last week i nipped over to Austria and hacked one down from Wessy's garden..!

I'd like to do a special cocktail for the festive season,so if you have any ideas it would be cool.
The one I've come up with so far is called "Santa's Deer Kisser", I've tried it out and it tends to make my nose go bright red...!!

Thanks to Beechcomber for returning the one and only beer mat I had.I'll beable to put it back under the top left hand corner pool table leg!
Freeze, I'm into your idea of putting up a xmas photo.....
And Beechcomber.....I'm not suprised the police are interested in the content of the green house.....IT'S FULL OF WEED..!!

RE: Most horrible Xmas presents

Come on ladies...... You'll have me crying in my wine if you carry on.

Do you believe that every present you have bought for your chaps was recieved as well as it was intended?

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Calm down everyone...!
All is well in the Cyba Bar,the police and the health inspectors have all had there bar tabs scrubbed!, and I've crossed there palms with enough silver for them to suffer servere memory lose

But...!!!
I've decided to up the image of this place,to much hanky panky going on for my liking.Thought we might go up-market a bit in an effort to attract a slightly better punter.
So if you have any ideas....
Thanks to Freeze for cleaning up the bar,Smoky for keeping the wc's in excellant condition,and to Beechcomber for trying to keep order amongst all the chaos...!!

I've also decided to have a "Bring Back All The Stuff You Nicked Whilst I Was Away" amnasty day..!!! No questions asked, infact a free drink for every item brought back......

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I would sack the cleaner.......but from what I can see AND smell I don't appear to have one to sack..!
By the way.......could the owner of the bright pink knickers i found in the celler please come in and claim them..!! they are starting to turn my beer..!!

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POLICE....!!!!!!!
What's been going on?
Hope that Wes has'nt been getting to rowdy...! I did say before i went away that 2 Mackeys a night was all he could handle!!
Or as Smoky been injecting the toilet cleaning fluid again?
Anyway, no worries with the 'old bill',next time they come in I'll take them in the room at the back of the bar and ply them with a couple of glasses of my finest Malt ,that normally does the trick!

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Evening all....!!!

So what's been going on then...? It smells a bit odd in here..!!

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Good job 'BEECHCOMBER'(is it me next on that spliff or what?)

Whilst your on the door could you keep an eye open for the person who punctured the tyres on the 'HDS bike.?

Time i had a glass of red i think!!!!

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Evening ALL.........!
Very hot in here tonight!!!!,'BEECHCOMBER' could you turn 'WES'S door down a bit? It's mad hot in here....!!!

Hope you all have the crack whilst I'm up to my neck in it in Grenoble...
CHEERS TO YOU ALL..

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Thanks for the 'tip off' Smoky....I'll be speaking to 'funoldie' when he next comes in about my rain barrel

RE: AUSTRIA

Smoky,I'm up for you getting involved in the 'Cyba Bar' whilst I'm away!, 'Beechcomber' & 'Freeze' are also interested so it's maybe a good idea if you 'speak' with them to organise shifts and things..
'Wes' has'nt yet offered his services......probably not a bad thing as i fancy he could be a bit on the strict side...telling people to get down from the tables etc....

RE: AUSTRIA

Well I'm up for it as you know!, keep it going 'Wes' whilst I'm away

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P.S. And thaks Wes

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Nice one 'Funoldie'.... Enjoy!

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Yes freeze I am looking for someone to look after the 'Cyba Bar' for a day or 2 as it happens...!!
I'll explain,
On Thursday(23rd) I'm going to Grenoble,it's a huge Pottery,Hand Crafts,Art market etc.......I'll be working there for 10 day's!
I've asked 'Beechcomber' if he can help out a bit whilst I'm away,and he said fine,BUT,I still need someone else......so you get the job...ask 'beechcomber' what hours would be good.

ConFuoco......So glad to hear that you are happy with the DAH service!! I hope the 'medicine' was'nt to strong....I'm not a Doctor but i felt you needed something that would pick you up!



I'll be back tomorrow night,if I don't see you then ,then maybe i'll see you in Grenoble
please let me know if 'beechcomber' is not being a nice chap!

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Smoky,I have no memory of 'your' bar in Underberg,infact I'd have to dig my map out to be sure I even passed through Underberg....although the name does ring a bell..!The Drakenburg mountain range is a long long one,so I could have passed within a mile or 2 of your pub or have passed miles and miles away from it.


Anyway,what was you doing in RSA?

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Thank you very much.......... Is it any wonder i can't spell fffeeeeme

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Ofcoarse we are having a CARNIVAL.......We need a pheme...

By the way 'beechcomber' whilst your here,are you SURE the Wes said it would be cool to put all your drinks on his tab?

RE: Hello from England!

So your a 'Yorky' are you?.....No hard feelings,get yourself down to 'Cyba Bar' and I'll buy you a pint of Tetleys

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PS..............Smoky, I forgot to mention that I have been to some parts of the Drakensburg Mountains, In 95 I hitched it down to Cape Town from Zimbabwe.......it took me 3 months,but what the heck!!!

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Smoky............I had a feeling you would jump at the chance!!!
You paint such a wonderful painting of how things would look in the 'Area were people do things in private' that i may be tempted to move the dart board in there.
The job is yours if you want it,the pay is not bad and OFCOARSE....it would come with 'perks'..!
By the way....WHY do you keep writing my name with a capital 'A' in it? Is it because of something I may have said in the past?

Confuoco.....This is your lucky day, because of popular demand I have started a new service called "Drink At Home(D.A.H.) So if you call the D.A.H. hotline I'll have what you want at your door within 5 mins.....
Must go.......people to serve

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Evening all.................busy in here! Freeze is going?
Smoky...you clearly have a lot of time on your hands right? Well, if your interested,i'm actually looking for a cleaner..! To do around the bar,toilets etc...,if your interested let me know please.

Back shortly

RE: what is wedwards' castle called?

No need for an audition.....I would'nt want to have to listen to it twice... Just come in and strut your stuff

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Beechcomber's never happy...! I gave him a free bar snack with his wine and he's moaning,He can pay for the next fly like everybody else!



Nice and busy in here tonight....COOL!!

I've got a bit of a dilemma........ The bars busy at the mo,so I'll explain tomorrow...Cheers

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Great idea Wes.............start as soon as you want,you decide the theme,colours etc,and i'll supply the 'refreshments'

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Be Intelligent,Keep Inside New Ideas

next word
SUNDAY

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I've just been and had a look in the toilets......and in my opinion,whoever wrote that, MUST live in a big castle in Austria..!!