AUSTRIA (75)

Oh Gee, sorry guys... but you know, after me and Freeze found the dartboards did'nt work out so good for our dance routine (they went all flat sort of and the numbers and rings and things kept getting in our way)... well, sorry hey, but we had two circles cut out of the door for doing our dancing on.... and then the guy with the saw asked if he could have one of the lengths of wood cause it matched a missing beam in his kitchen, and so, in exchange for him transporting the door all the way to his workshop and back again to the pub, we thought it a good gesture to let him have just the one piece. He was SO thrilled because he hasnt been able to find that wood anywhere, cause he said it had to be a special wood and it had to be from the 18th Century... or something like that. Why would someone want such old wood? Anyway, now its a little bit narrow, and its got these two circles cut out. But we spaced them so you can use the one circle for a dog entrance at the bottom, and the top one you can use as a Judas sort of gate where you can just see out without opening the door. We thought you could just nail some plywood or something over the holes to keep out the snow, when it eventually gets back to you up there in Austria. Anyway, now Beachcomber will just have to rent one of those proper snowboards, cause we dont think he can snowboard on the door anymore now.

Why CybAhippy? All that was perfectly logical, me and Freeze debated it all at great length, sitting there at the bar... we just worked out that the transport of the door all the way back to Austria would be cheaper if it was lighter... it was bloody heavy you got to admit.... I mean, gee, the beams were about 3m long and ten beams, at about 40cm thick and 40cm wide, it would have cost an absolute fortune for transport. Plus we realy desperately needed our circles for dancing on. Your dart-board was no good, as you can see, it couldnt stand up to the routine.
So now the door is narrower and lighter, and Wedy now has a dog-hole and a peep-hole. And also you can just sent it C.O.D. and he wont flip out cause the cost is less than what it originally would have been. There was no way that Beachcomber could have taken that door on a plane!!!! it wouldnt get thru the aircraft door, or the luggage hold door. Now you can just send it by rail, and Wedy can fetch it in his flat-bed truck that he calls Lapanzuli (or something... that motorised thing he uses for transport that breathes fire!)