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Favourite Blonde Jokes

What Is A Blondes Favourite Nursery Rhyme . Humpme Dumpmescold

Favourite Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg. Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Favourite Blonde Jokes

Why Did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes. To remind her that toes go in first

Favourite Blonde Jokes

A Blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.Six pieces she said I could never eat twelve.

RE: What makes you unique?

everyone loves a bargain and those boxes were like lucky dips at a school fete

RE: """ DONT ANSWER THE DOOR """

looks like i better get a dog

RE: What makes you unique?

Unfortunately that is how society is travelling.No goals or ambitions just want handouts and things for free

RE: """ DONT ANSWER THE DOOR """

i dont answer the door to religious freaks who try to jam it down your throat .also those electricity companies who send people to the door and then wanna see your last bill and then try to sell you cheaper electricity. they're bloody nuisancesthumbs down

RE: What makes you unique?

banana applause thumbs up

RE: What makes you unique?

your right faithe we are all unique with all different personalities.daggy has taught me to be a bargain hunter also and i get great satisfaction when my purchases that i've got make a good sale and profitthumbs up

RE: """ DONT ANSWER THE DOOR """

already tonite we have had four different lots arrive on our doorstep. treated the first and didn't answer the doorbell to the others.

funny australian sayings and slang

if it doesn't fit don't force it

RE: Melbourne Cup

i usually pick the slow ones merri

RE: Melbourne Cup

remember a racehorse is an animal that can take severa thousand people for a ride in a few minutes

who is the one person you would'nt mind putting their slippers under your bed

i don't think so 'she's got him hook line and sinkerhug

who is the one person you would'nt mind putting their slippers under your bed

he might only have bed socks mumbling

funny australian sayings and slang

once bitten twice shy

funny australian sayings and slang

your naughty naughty but i love it thumbs up

funny australian sayings and slang

i didn't mean it faithekiss

funny australian sayings and slang

go jump in the lake

funny australian sayings and slang

don't mess with me

funny australian sayings and slang

up the duff

funny australian sayings and slang

the restaurant is called archies on the creek. very posh costs a fortuneand it's at archies creek 10 kms from wonnie. to do your lolly

funny australian sayings and slang

do you know archies creek.... away with the fairies

funny australian sayings and slang

just outta wonthaggi.great countryand top sth gippy area

funny australian sayings and slang

i own farms had to work and also help daggy in bookshop' up the proverbial in a barbed wire canoe

funny australian sayings and slang

she's apples mate hello abagailcheering

funny australian sayings and slang

more camp than a row of tents

RE: serenes randoms

more like the talking horse. neighconfused

who is the one person you would'nt mind putting their slippers under your bed

mine is diana ross, a great singer and a stunning looker grrr.

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