funny australian sayings and slang (283)

Oct 24, 2011 2:35 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
scotchy
scotchyscotchymelbourne, Victoria Australia7 Threads 173 Posts
like a pig in a poke
Oct 24, 2011 2:45 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
pebbles8bambam
pebbles8bambampebbles8bambamnear the black spur victoria, Victoria Australia36 Threads 958 Posts
flat as a dunny mans hat
Oct 24, 2011 2:46 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
pebbles8bambam
pebbles8bambampebbles8bambamnear the black spur victoria, Victoria Australia36 Threads 958 Posts
fit as a mallee bull
Oct 24, 2011 3:00 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
jem1964
jem1964jem1964Foothills of Dandenongs, Victoria Australia30 Threads 1 Polls 2,441 Posts
like puting a fart in a bottle
Oct 24, 2011 3:31 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
pebbles8bambam
pebbles8bambampebbles8bambamnear the black spur victoria, Victoria Australia36 Threads 958 Posts
grabbed him by the short and curlys
Oct 24, 2011 4:18 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
In response to: like a pig in a poke
thats better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick....
thats the best thing since sliced bread...
Oct 24, 2011 4:27 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
a few sandwiches short of a picnic
Oct 24, 2011 4:30 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
the lights are on but nobody is home
Oct 24, 2011 4:34 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
wash2u: the lights are on but nobody is home





not the sharpest knife in the drawer. doh
Oct 24, 2011 4:35 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
there were a few white pointers on the beach today
banana banana banana
Oct 24, 2011 4:36 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
wash2u: a few sandwiches short of a picnic
couple of kangaroo`s short in the top paddock...
Oct 24, 2011 4:38 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
cruiser68: couple of kangaroo`s short in the top paddock...
about as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike,,,,
Oct 24, 2011 4:40 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Merriweather: not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


You must know the bloke I am talking aboutwow
Oct 24, 2011 4:56 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
wash2u: You must know the bloke I am talking about



Leave me collection of blunt knives alone... they're antiques now...

laugh laugh
Oct 24, 2011 5:07 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Just up the road, over the hill and around the bend.

Been on a couple of roads like that and not seen anyone for 4 days (Connie Sue Highway is straighter than the Gunbarrel Highway)
Oct 24, 2011 5:29 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
wash2u: there were a few white pointers on the beach today
that’s my favourite…bring on more white pointers laugh
Oct 24, 2011 5:37 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Make like a cattle dog and get the flock out of here.
Oct 24, 2011 5:38 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
AgentAjax: that’s my favourite…bring on more white pointers


Haven't heard that one before. Please explain?
Oct 24, 2011 5:47 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
Abagail: Make like a cattle dog and get the flock out of here.


Love that one! Could be very useful.
Oct 24, 2011 5:49 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Obscuritan: Love that one! Could be very useful.


It's a colourful language we use.

There you go - a dog with false teeth.
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