funny australian sayings and slang (283)
Lookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Postshow ya goin numb nuts
when was young & picked me nose, mum used to say get a hanky you dirty grot............. to this day still dont know what a grot is or was 
"google" 
BRB! prrrrrrrrt
<----- Your Gross 
"google" BRB! prrrrrrrrt <----- Your Gross on a roll here 
next one can be very embarrassing
which ive found out cpl times over the years, So you've got a bun in the oven? Hard to fix after said yep you got it just fat 
next one can be very embarrassing
which ive found out cpl times over the years, So you've got a bun in the oven? Hard to fix after said yep you got it just fat 
get your head red
gob struck
bit the same, on my third cup coffee, just fed a calf, its raining here, hay reason is starting there's more grass round here than you can poke a stick at
bangs like a door in the wind. 
robplum: bit the same, on my third cup coffee, just fed a calf, its raining here, hay reason is starting there's more grass round here than you can poke a stick at
Strewth!! Bag it up Rob!! sorry mate can just visualise in my warped head, you stumbling into a crop out bush and rolling around stoned off your head 
Only jokin buddy
Think coffee's are doing it for you (hay reason is starting)
robplum: bit the same, on my third cup coffee, just fed a calf, its raining here, hay reason is starting there's more grass round here than you can poke a stick at
i know when i lived up there mate, i got a bit lonely with no-one around s/times
just hope it was a poddy calf without teeth. sorry, that was a bit crude just plodding along
Lookin4missright: i know when i lived up there mate, i got a bit lonely with no-one around s/times just hope it was a poddy calf without teeth.
sorry, that was a bit crude
sorry, that was a bit crude
all bite and no teeth
ok,ok i'm going!! 
Gotta go back one out anyway
Check ya's later,
later dudes,
check ya bags man,
see ya round,like a rissole
Gotta go back one out anyway
Check ya's later,
later dudes,
check ya bags man,
see ya round,like a rissole
robplum: all bite and no teeth
idea! might go to pet shop & order one can use it for mobile lawn mower, feed it :), & then when grows up? I can eat him/her 
(BBQ)<----- just to clarify 
She doesn't mind a cockatoo!
Going for a slash.
Shack hands with the unemployed.
Point percy at the porcelain.
Shack hands with the unemployed.
Point percy at the porcelain.
was just on the throne & thought of - off my case toilet face
Lookin4missright: was just on the throne & thought of - off my case toilet face
Going to visit Aunt Mary
one in hand worth two in the bush
don't worry me mate lost his listen
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