funny australian sayings and slang (283)

Oct 25, 2011 3:55 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
scotchy: your naughty naughty but i love it

grin
Oct 25, 2011 5:32 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
scotchy
scotchyscotchymelbourne, Victoria Australia7 Threads 173 Posts
once bitten twice shy
Oct 25, 2011 5:51 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
My father called my brother Claude for many years because he used to say "She'll be right" which was from the line in an old radio show "She'll be right, Claude." (Think it was Mo Reen). He still says it.
Oct 25, 2011 5:52 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Bloke I work with couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.
Oct 25, 2011 6:06 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
wash2u: And he has a face like the south end of a northbound camel


Or he has a face like a warped sandshoe.
Oct 25, 2011 7:58 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
wash2u: And he has a face like the south end of a northbound camel
I`ll keep an eye out for ya....
Oct 25, 2011 8:04 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
yrs ago I had sign written on the pas. side dash of my 55 chev. [ N R N R ] "no root no ride" at the same time in my misspent youth, my hello used to be. Hello Sorty Feelin Naughty.......
Oct 25, 2011 12:19 PM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Oldbushy
OldbushyOldbushyMelbourne, Victoria Australia8 Threads 226 Posts
As useless as a fart in a fan factory
Oct 25, 2011 1:14 PM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Abagail
AbagailAbagailBendigo, Victoria Australia16 Threads 14,459 Posts
Has got some palings off the fence
Oct 26, 2011 4:42 PM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Abagail
AbagailAbagailBendigo, Victoria Australia16 Threads 14,459 Posts
We almost forgot the liquid lunch
Oct 26, 2011 10:02 PM CST funny australian sayings and slang
shandi69
shandi69shandi69adelaide, South Australia Australia2 Posts
get a woolly jumper up ya..... Crikey mate, fav word i always use is gunna n hey in every sentence... Qlders still strong in aussie slang. True dat....
Oct 27, 2011 12:19 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
Abagail: We almost forgot the liquid lunch
She`s no oil painting, but then again, I`am no Japanese sunset.....
Oct 27, 2011 12:21 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
You could crack granite on that face.....
Oct 27, 2011 12:24 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
shandi69: get a woolly jumper up ya..... Crikey mate, fav word i always use is gunna n hey in every sentence... Qlders still strong in aussie slang. True dat....
Hello shandi. Gee one leaves and another one comes........You woldnt be Lookin in disguise would you?motorcycle
Oct 27, 2011 3:33 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
I work with a bloke who is "as tight as a fish's icehole"
Oct 27, 2011 3:44 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Abagail
AbagailAbagailBendigo, Victoria Australia16 Threads 14,459 Posts
"I'm gonna chucka sickie tomorra"
Oct 27, 2011 3:51 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Abagail
AbagailAbagailBendigo, Victoria Australia16 Threads 14,459 Posts
'Evening Tony wave
Oct 27, 2011 3:52 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
wash2u: I work with a bloke who is "as tight as a fish's icehole"

My boss is like that, that's why we usually call him by his Latin name: Titus Officius
Oct 27, 2011 3:53 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
Abagail
AbagailAbagailBendigo, Victoria Australia16 Threads 14,459 Posts
Obscuritan: My boss is like that, that's why we usually call him by his Latin name: Titus Officius


I call my boss names too, but nothing so formal . grin
Oct 27, 2011 3:56 AM CST funny australian sayings and slang
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Abagail: 'Evening Tony
Hello Aba, you lookin well tonight
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