funny australian sayings and slang (283)
callmecatsadelaide, South Australia Australia1 Postsas done as a dunny door flappin in the wind
A man's not a camel... 
Rocksmith: A man's not a camel...
"As fit as a scrub bull"cruiser68: "As fit as a scrub bull"
"Same tent, different Arab" 
Two cans, per man, per day, perhaps!
Rocksmith: Two cans, per man, per day, perhaps!
Problem was that one had to be 18 to qualify for that and many sailors (like me) were not yet 18, so we were issued with 1 can of softdrink. 
He has got very - Long pockets
deep pockets
Short arms
He wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.
As tight as a Nun's C--- (fishes arsehole and thats water tight)
deep pockets
Short arms
He wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.
As tight as a Nun's C--- (fishes arsehole and thats water tight)
as kids we were often threatened with being "disreimboblicated" scared the hell out of us and worked just as well with my kids and the grandies.
What are you making?
A wigwam for a goose's bridle
A wigwam for a goose's bridle
i have heard this one used often from someone on the forum ....im so hungry i could eat the crouch out of a low flying duck
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thats better correct threadFreeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Festered fart in a pickle bottle 
Playing dutch ovens
As restless as a fart in a bottle.
Wouldn't be dead for quids
What a bonza sheila
Don't think they use that one much any more!
Don't think they use that one much any more!
whats for dinner?
Pickled Hens eyebrows and fried Eels feet
and for dessert a duck under the table and a kick at the cat
dont ask me, it was what Mum usually replied!
Pickled Hens eyebrows and fried Eels feet
and for dessert a duck under the table and a kick at the cat
dont ask me, it was what Mum usually replied!
"He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"......Colin Hayes
Dry as a dead dingos donga!
There's another one about a nun... mite leave that one alone.
There's another one about a nun... mite leave that one alone.
Rocksmith: Dry as a dead dingos donga!
There's another one about a nun... mite leave that one alone.
There's another one about a nun... mite leave that one alone.
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