I agree with migene....10/10..or at least it will be when they sort the pitch out.....we are the home of the beautiful game...dont care what anybody says........
Everybody:you are more than welcome...Alison...no..i didnt wet the bed.. thought id overslept and dived up....5.30am!!!!...grrr.had a coffee....and thought id give ya`ll a smile... And message to Welsh:Mate...i get the feeling that you are always a happy chap...good for you fella....... Dave
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Definitions Not in Dictionary ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
and MY Personal Favorite!! WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines
The greatest of minds...you my friend.....must put a smirk on the face of even the most miserable of people i expect...... (you should try getting out more...lol)
have you done a background check?? is her workrate ok?? i dont wanna be waitin for a cinnamon roll for over an hour...just like i waited for my coffee...etc..etc...blah blah..blah.....
Ali...hi....trying to butter us up now...tell you what...ive spat feathers for an age now.... Im sure earl grey is a lovely tea without the after effects of a hangover......but yes..ive had a whiff of it...and its definitely not my cup of tea........
earl grey eh?? oo-er...hark at you.... hiya hun...how you doing??..just saw you and thought id say hello..while we`re socialising in Harleys cafe...bloody service is a bit slow though dont ya think?? Im spittin feathers here.......
hey you....stay put....right where you are!!.. Last time i looked..i didnt think you looked like a sunset missus... And dont be thanking me for any mails.....ya a very nice lass indeed....so stay where you are...or else...
Beat them Monday blues.......
looks quite the funky picture actually Tess.... you keeping it?? or still tinkering??..