hi there im alan and im 28 which is still shocking as ive been 28 for a long time now. but getting my head around the fact is just well you know because half of you are old anyway.
so im from chester, in the northwest of england, im really trying to find someone who is close to me but all im getting is russians lots and lots of russians. and 1 pole.
i suppose my hobbies are football, my many r/c aircraft. and just taking the piss well take today, i recieved an email from irina, who sent me this really cryptic message about where she's from, and that she wants to come to england, i thought she was a bit thick because she wanted to know where i lived , to which i answered chester, whats your nearest airport, then i got a bit wise as i had 1 of the emails before. then i answered edinburgh, which i thought was funny anyway, so i get this email today thanks for your email we can finally be together, then further down the email she started talking about how her parents where really happy, then she writes about her travel plans to heathrow airport and she wants $800.00, well needless to say i sent a rather colorful email back.
lets start a story where i write something 1st off, and you lot can can impress each other with your writing skills, be as dirty and creative as possible. you can't view without writing.
The Never Ending Story
Once upon atime in the land of manchester there lived a young man called frank, who decided to go to the shops and frank brought a cucumber which he hopes to use on his wife wendy. he also brought a bannana............
i like the last bit, kind of a hint. any one else out there c'mon don't be shy. can any americans answer me this what is J walking? (the little smiley thing is me every time i look in my mail box and find ts empty)
i live in elton so thats classed a cheshire, for all you americans elton is a village. cheshire is kind of a state, oh sorry to be a total blande but what is j walking? is it what us brits do when we walk out if front of cars, buses, bikes, lorries ect?
i am new to this site, i'm 27, single but live my folks, does that put women off? also if there is a single girl out there that doesn't live far away and wants to huck up come say hello
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me, then you then me but mostly me.
hi there im alan and im 28 which is still shocking as ive been 28 for a long time now. but getting my head around the fact is just well you know because half of you are old anyway.so im from chester, in the northwest of england, im really trying to find someone who is close to me but all im getting is russians lots and lots of russians. and 1 pole.
i suppose my hobbies are football, my many r/c aircraft. and just taking the piss well take today, i recieved an email from irina, who sent me this really cryptic message about where she's from, and that she wants to come to england, i thought she was a bit thick because she wanted to know where i lived , to which i answered chester, whats your nearest airport, then i got a bit wise as i had 1 of the emails before. then i answered edinburgh, which i thought was funny anyway, so i get this email today thanks for your email we can finally be together, then further down the email she started talking about how her parents where really happy, then she writes about her travel plans to heathrow airport and she wants $800.00, well needless to say i sent a rather colorful email back.
so thats me really unlucky in love