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RE: What do YOU Trust LEAST?

Anyone in their right mind knows not to trust any man-nade government, so we need to keep in mind that the corporations are just as dangerous. They have the money and influence to place the puppets in power. Watch out for the phone companies, especially. They control what gets through on the internet, and they can shut down your cell phones with just a flip of a switch. That's why I don't trust AT&T, because I know from experience that they are crooked. So is Sprint, and Virgin Mobile. Don't fall for their "free phone" scam, because they won't return your deposit. Caveat Emptor is the message! Spread it like butter with a hot knife!

RE: What do YOU Trust LEAST?

RE: I think HE is back

That's a relief! I thought you meant your EX!

RE: I think HE is back

That's a relief! I thought you meant your EX!

RE: Why are some profiles so short?

That's why they use so many 'form letters', Bro! That way, just a couple of clicks and there's their response. That's why they're easy to spot. Well, at least for me, they are. If they don't speak the language they claim to speak, that's the biggest giveaway of all. Me hope to you be understand me what write, for example! And these people make money doing that!?!? Unbelievable! Maybe they should hire Shakespeare's monkey!

RE: No luck here. Am I the only one?

I've had great luck here! You can check my test scores and find that out for yourself. As for finding a mate, yes, but I'm not telling who she is. That's OUR secret, and we plan to keep it that way. I wish you all the luck in the world, though. That means everyone, not just a few!

RE: Do You Believe In " Star Sign" Compatibility ?

My favorite Star Sign is the Big Dipper, because that means water, and water means SWIMMING! Ribbit-t-t-(SPLASH)

RE: Do You Believe In " Star Sign" Compatibility ?

Jeez, Calliopesgirl! It's strange to my little green ears to hear an Aquarius woman say she doesn't get along with Aries men! I usually find that they are the one who are most attracted to me, and I'm an Aries! So what happened, Water Bearer? Did one of us jump into your pond the wrong way, or is it our attitude? Seriously, though, somewhat like Will Rogers quote, only paraphrased, I've never met an Aquarius woman that DIDN'T like me. But, as another old saying goes, there's an exception to every rule. And, in case you're wondering, yes I really AM a frog! Ribbit-t-t-! (Splash)

The New Math?

Did you hear about the two virgins? They were so naïve they tried to 96!

The New Math?

Did you hear about the two virgins? They were so naïve they tried to 96!

RE: do you sing when driving?

You should NEVER let anything distract you while driving! When I drive, there is no radio, talking, singing, and I don't smoke while driving. I have never had an accident or a ticket! Go figure!!!!!

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