A guy wakes up one morning and sees this huge big ape out in a tree in his back garden.
He rings the local zoo to ask advise the person on the other end of the phone says thank god you found him he is very dangerous do not go near him!!!
A few moments later a van pulls up and a vet from the zoo gets out he has a small jack russell dog a net a stick and a shotgun with him he asks the owner of the house for assistance in catching the ape. The guy says no way im not going near him the vet says I dont need you to go near him just stand near the tree with the gun.
The guy says well what are you going to do the vet says Im going to climb up the tree and poke him with the stick untill he falls to the ground the jack russell has been trained to bite the ape in the nuts and to keep locked on his nuts untill I get him with the net.
The guy says that all sounds very good so why do you need me here with the gun to which the vet replies well If I fall out of the tree before the ape shoot the dog!!!!
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RE: Does anyone know people who have gone to look for brides abroad..does it work
ya but you would never be happy because you would never know if shes with you because she loves you or your money I couldnt handel that at all