when i go out,i tell myself beer only and home by 9 oclock,and what hapens,theres a vodka frenzy,i end up in town till 5 in the bloody morning....i once walked home from town,banged ma head on a lampost,must have spun round cos 2 hours later i ended up back where i started...and the milkman was laughing refused me a lift.
aha,your a whisky man,never drunk it since i was 18 and threw up on a taxi driver,i have a vodka occaisionally,well now and again,ok i love vodka,tis nectar from the gods!
thats one thing that haunts me,being trapped upside down in a car with the black eyed peas on the radio dong "my humps"and not being able to reach the off button.
ok there glynster,so ur blind too,i got a rating of 2 outta 10,still dont like wearing glasses,xcept ma shades,at least ill look cool when they drag me out of the car wreckage!
where are you people?god ive started talking to myself,no,im not saying im god or anthying like that,that would be conkers,anyway its good to talk to someone who you know what theyre gonna say before they say it,i must be psychic!...im off to rampage and pillage.
did you see in the paper today,the military have invented a cloak that makes you invisible,now ive gotta have one of them!!!first stop would be the bank that likes to say"on yer bike",then id mosey down to the old confessional box,and then id have to pay liz hurley a visit...anyone know when their on sale at millets?
yeah,its great fun,usually need a couple of beers to get up,hence the ace of spades ...anyway,better go brush my chompers for the dentist,have fun people,nice speaking to you,seeya later
well,just think of all the money you will save,youll be able to buy more bubbles,how do they get some many in such a small bottle!im gonna have 1 or 2 tomorrow,so if i come on here talking bo**xs,just tell me to shut up!
ill leave that to the imagination!!!well,aint we all,better not mention anymore,you people will start thinking im an alcofrolic.anyway gotta charlieeeeeeeeeee,gotta go 2work,catch you later
best hangover cure is to...do 50 press ups,then a 5mile jog,get somebody to thrash you with birch twigs,then immerse yourself in a barrel of ice water....just the thought of doing it clears your head instantly.you probably need a bit more practise drinking,the more you drink,the less vicious of a hangover you get.ive stopped drinking since i fell asleep and some clown put a bin on ma head.i thought id gone blind
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gotta have a filling at noon,god ill be painful £59,the bobbin rich,then golf,chill time.ah,charlieeeeeeeeee,that was my mothers name!
turn yourself into the invisible man(person..sorry girls)
very tourettes!!!