Snuggle22 Forum Posts (51)

RE: Hey Bad taste divorce party...

I'd be there! Nothing like a freedom party!

RE: Back Massages

He lost me when he told you to get "bareback", thought the briddle was next.

Pregnant at 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen
by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in
the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran
down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the
young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
"What the hell is the matter with you ?!", the older doctor
demanded. "Mrs Terry is 71 years old, has four grown
children, and seven grandchildren, and you told her she's pregnant ?"
The younger doctor continued writing, and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups ?"

RE: Do you think people deserve a second chance?

Tried that..... didn't work

RE: Ladies only! What type of guy do you like?

I would like a rugged guy that dresses well. Throw in the goatee, hey if you have an older brother I'd take him.

The Deaf Wife Problem

Does the poor blighter know how lucky he is, now??

Good point!

RE: Are you against human cloning because

I noticed that too, then saw your post and had to laugh.

The Deaf Wife Problem

The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


No response..


So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


Again he gets no response.


So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


(I just love this)




'For God's sake, Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

RE: COME ON!

OMG! I can't tell you how fuming mad that scam letter is to me. Portraying to be OUR Military! If I ever got one of those I'd certainly ream them a new one!!

I'll have to send you an email to test the waters now.

RE: Why you love me?

I am the variety pack!

RE: Why you love me?

A man of true experience for sure!

RE: Why you love me?

It's not really something I ask, I had said, "if I asked" and gave a reason why. I don't need to ask, as I already know I'm all that and a bag a chips!

RE: Why you love me?

If I asked, it would because of a need of reassurance. I would call it an insecurity, but I just love to hear the good qualities the other see's in me.

RE: COME ON!

All for that!

RE: COME ON!

I tried to send you an email to say "hello", but you have restrictions for your area only.

RE: COME ON!

I love my scammers, without them I wouldn't get any emails of love and devotion.

RIddle

Butler's seem to always be the ones you're right.

RIddle

You're right, should have clarified myself better. TY

RIddle

You're right.... I need to WORK ON THAT

RIddle

Nope! but I will give you the answer as I'm signing off for the night.

The answer is

The maid, because it was a Sunday and the mail is not delivered on Sunday's.

RIddle

Nope, wasn't the wife and you also didn't say why.

RIddle

You are so funny!

RIddle

NEW RIDDLE -

Its sunday and a woman reports her husband was murdered.

An investigator comes and interviews the household (there is a maid, pool boy, personal trainer, cook, and butler.) Each gives what they were doing at the time of the murder, the maid was getting the mail, the pool boy was cleaning the pool, the personal trainer was working out, the cook was cooking and in the living room the butler was dusting.

The investigator instantly knew who did it and arrested the culprit. who was it and how did he know?

RIddle

A stranger married my ex and because she took him off my hands and did me a huge favor she is considered a best friend.

RIddle

Riddle:

My Ex husband married my best friend that I've never met.

RE: LADIES: Do you prefer men with

I like it short or bald... throw in a goatee and I'm good to go!

RE: Picking seat neighbor on flights through fb profiles

Meant to say "reading your posts" !

RE: Picking seat neighbor on flights through fb profiles

Mental note: Don't be drinking when ready your posts!

MY TIME OUT IF OVER !

TY Singlelisious - Great to see another FL woman and yes NPR is just up US19 from here. Have fun with the kids!

MY TIME OUT IF OVER !

Hi there! Yes you definitely are close by. Nice to have a fellow Tampa gal on here.