you are quite right, gervais is a legend.....funny story (true) he has a mate called karl pilkington, who innocently and unintentionly has opinions on life that completley crack up ricky and his writing partner stephen merchant...an example ricky was discussing calum best the son of the late george best,and felt that calum was just cashing in on his fathers name,when pilkington replied "you have a point however you could say the same about jesus".....class
AS i look at the world around me,i'll tell you what i see, there's too much hate and violence,much more than there ought to be, thats why we chat on these forums,to catch up on the news,to give our thoughts,whether right or wrong and chase away the blues. And when life runs out and time is near to join our lord in the sky, i'll remember this thread on thoughtful sayings,with a silent tear in my eye...
In europe we've known about hijackings for 30 years,so we've always been barraged with silly questions while checking in and the police have always dressed up like vin diesel.so two hour check-ins are just a means for airport authorities getting us into their giant shopping malls for an extra hour so we can spend more on currency converters,oysters and inflatable pillows...... any thoughts?
"DONT QUIT" when things go wrong,as they sometimes will and the road your trudging,seems all uphill, when the the funds are low,and the debts are high, and you want to smile, but you have to sigh, when care is pressing you down a bit... rest if you must.But dont you quit.
success is failure turned inside out, the silver tint of the clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close you are, it may be near when it seems afar, so stick to the fight when you're hardest hit... it's when things go wrong, that you mustn't quit.
one for the ladies.....if at night right,you have an itchy bottom,would you a.rub it on your husbands chin? b.stick your bum outta the window and let the breeze blow it off. or c.pick at it with your finger? answers on a postcard please (UNFORTUNATELY ANY PHOTOS CANNOT BE RETURNED)
for any of you out there old enough to remember the silver haired original,king of bling.I'm sure you will be delighted as i am,to discover mr.now then now then jewellry jewellry, rattle,rattle is making his long awaited comeback,to our screens on channel five. my fixit would be to come back into a new life as, warren beatty's fingertips...... most original fixit answer will recieve jimmy's own jock strap,as worn by the great man himself,during the running of his fourteenth marathon....(unwashed of course authenticy assured)
well i wouldn't go that far, however i once made love to a woman who was 47 stone. she was that fat i kept burning my bum on the electric light bulb. she said"your magic dont stop" i said"no problem just dont turn that bloody light off"
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RE: ricky gervais gag (legend)
you are quite right, gervais is a legend.....funny story (true) he has a mate called karl pilkington, who innocently and unintentionly has opinions on life that completley crack up ricky and his writing partner stephen merchant...an example ricky was discussing calum best the son of the late george best,and felt that calum was just cashing in on his fathers name,when pilkington replied "you have a point however you could say the same about jesus".....class