A man was sleeping on his deadbed.The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him. He said,''Martha,I have something to confess to u''. She said,''No dear,save your energy.'' He said,''I must tell u so I may pass on to heaven,I cheated on u.'' She said,''I know,I poisoned you''.
RE: My Friend
u spoke dirty again?