UncleAlbertUncleAlbert Forum Posts (91)

How do i take myself off this site??

just wondering how do i pull my profile down from this site guys and gals jesus christ it was easy to sign up to but hard to get out of.. thanks..UA

RE: Calling all Old Biddies...

haha yes buddy i have one at the moment thats why im wanting someone younger these days coz she aint living up to my naughty standards booooo lol

RE: Calling all Old Biddies...

Lol i would be willing to help with the organising i drive a St Johns ambulance if anyones got walking problems i can have a few chairs or zimmer frames organised at no extra cost ;-) i always like to help the elderly lol

RE: now does size really matter girls?????

ok sxylassx hun my number is 0876704562 give me a call i cant wait to chat wiv ya ;-) xoxoxoxoxxo

RE: now does size really matter girls?????

hi sxylassx does a 9 incher matter eh eh does it? i think that when the ladies have my jack hammer inside them they know that size matters lol ps i think i love you sxylassx

RE: uncle albert & bluevelvet

Very well put but im not serious about this its just a bit of craic with me.. i like to have a laugh and a joke on the forums coz thats just me but im never malicious.. its just certain people who seem to take things up wrong.. its very very childish i actually just laugh it off.. isnt it sad really lol

RE: for the ladies

Sorry ladies i was just doin 3 sets of 50 reps there keepin these pecs in shape dancing

RE: for the ladies

yes of course ive wanted nothing in my life more than u i mean you slag me off, criticise my profile, what more could a handsome lad want eh? cheering

RE: for the ladies

Now everyone did you'se all hear that? there is a chilled woman.. no extremities what so ever.. bluebell you legend why size finger have u coz ill be passing by the jewellers tomorrow after i post bluevelvets 'i love you card' rolling on the floor laughing

RE: for the ladies

hahaha ur really boiled up arent you id say your face is red sitting there knowing that you wouldnt get a sniff of as little as my armpits after a workout lol

RE: for the ladies

oooops sorry there folks was just playing with my rubex cube lol ok an oul biddy eh?? hmmmm ok any girdl over 35 minus bluebell coz she is sound and genuine

RE: for the ladies

i know your not bluebell your luvely and genuine ive no bone to pick with you.. This is between me and the kid!!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: for the ladies

i think ill go to your meet and do a strip in a a little man thong and wait till ya see all these oul biddies squirm hahahahah pmsl rolling on the floor laughing

RE: for the ladies

haha whats wrong with unclealbert eh? one of only fools and horses best characters and one of my favourite tv comedys of all time.. suprised how little amount of people actually got it.. a theres just a few weirdos on ere bud that wudnt get a kick in a stampede and they know who they are.. pmsl

RE: for the ladies

is she a skitso bud? i wud seriously seriously believe this and im not just saying this but i never had any weirdo send me a mail like she sent me out of the blue after never having even known her

RE: for the ladies

haha you'se all make me laugh.. i asked that oul one what i have ever done on her and she says im just a pr**k i dont even know her and i think now ill ave her booted from the site

RE: for the ladies

Hun they are jealous and its plain to see.. tallaght guy has no boggle with me, either have i with him.. we are lads we know what a joke is :-) its the girls who seem to blow there tops at me.. so girlies take a chill pill and be like bluebell shes alright!

RE: for the ladies

sorry guys but i just dont take any crap of peeps.. it was plainly clear to see that i was being humorous and havin a laugh with tallaght lad until the girls get all serious and abusive lol i seriously know it has to be a frustration thing and a jealousy thing.. peace on my behalf handshake

RE: for the ladies

ooooh im so rude am i where are from you sound awfully snobby are you the girl i blocked from txting me when u got offended by my title lol

RE: for the ladies

a bitter man jeez get a life will you i was taking the piss lol

RE: for the ladies

Beards are like Gerbils, gerbils belong in cages.. keep it in the cage buddy lol

Any nice girls under 28 goin to that Valentines meet?

Any Dublin lads on ere going to the meet give me a holler i just may be tempted for once.. its valentines night anyway so either way we might all pull anyway no matter what venue we end up in lol Charm in abundance = the G mesiter general lol

Any nice girls under 28 goin to that Valentines meet?

haha dont worry i always seem to get my hands on a sort by the end of the night.. Doesnt matter if i win or lose its what i do with my ... Dancin shoes!!! lol

Any nice girls under 28 goin to that Valentines meet?

Just wondering was there any girls my own age heading to the Valentines meet? I seriously cant be seen chattin up 30 somethings anymore roll eyes

RE: how bold are, were will you be??

Ohhhh i tell ya when im on fire there are no sheets! sheets only end up getting wrapped around the legs and stuff when im taking my lady from behind.. so its no sheets and lights on, yes lights on ladies coz i wanna see everything im doin ;-) Ill tell how dirty i can be to a lady, but not on a forum to blokes who probably get as turned on listening to what i say as the lady herself.. think before ya blink!!!

RE: what do we look for when seeking the ideal partner

In my ideal partner i seek only a girl with a pretty face, a firm backside and big breasts like casabmelons!!!

RE: heat, play, tingle

hiya missy ooooooooh behave baby!!! well ur a little old for me pet but sure an older woman is always good haha yes get ur kitty on and nurse me back to health i feel a slight fever coming on ;-) seriously tho hows a goin, i avent been on here in ages i found a site i prefer more where the chicks are also nice but more chilled i find so ive sort of spent more time on that one.. hows it going for you? IM me if ya wanna ill be up for a bit

RE: heat, play, tingle

Oooooooooooooh Matron wheres the Condiminiums !!!

RE: is there such a thing as too much honesty?

Sometimes i think im too honest when i tell ya im just Hot baybay ;-)haw haw haw

Holy mary mother of god!

Haha good to see that this thread is still going strong even tho i left the building.. i have heard of respecting your elders and i respect the elderly but come on now she didnt respect me and hit on me .. oh well at the end of the day im happy i have something to fall back on lol Go on granny grey my son!

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