nikkimay Forum Posts (930)

RE: Good Evening...

hhmmmmmm a bit like me then but not so much of the

RE: Good Evening...

hey stefan how r u today?

what is a ..................

i feel a soulmate is the other half of urself.

RE: Good Evening...

hi everyone.

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yes she doe`s lol she doe`s it so much i`ve started doing it myself!!

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lol yes it is hun. they have such an attitude, an they have to have named stuff an stuff that r expensive. i feel a bit embarrassed when i`m up town with my daughter, the looks she gives other young girls an that!!

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pmsl yeah me too of mine lol xx

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eeerrrrmmmmmmm my daughter is a chav hun. xx

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tutt

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a hapily married husband comes down from the bedroom in the morning to his wife in the kitchen,
an ask`s "what`s for breakfast hunny?"
an she replies "me"
so they go up stairs an make love.
the husband comes home for lunch to his wife in the kitchen and ask`s "what`s for lunch hunny."
she replie`s "me"
so they go up stairs an make love.
the husband comes home for t an ask`s his wife "what`s for t hunny"
she replie`s "me"
so they go up stairs an make love.
the husband comes home from the pub an as he walks in the front door see`s his wife running up the stairs an sliding down the bannister completely naked
her husband say`s "what on earth r u doing hunny?"
an she say`s" warming up ur supper" !!!!!!!!!

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a man gets on the bus, a lady gets on the bus, i get on the bus.
the man gets of the bus, the lady gets off the bus, i get off the bus.
the man walks in to a hotel, the lady walks into the hotel, i stay outside.
the man goe`s in a room, the lady goe`s into the room, i find a ladder.
the man get`s undressed, the lady get`s undressed, i climb up the ladder.
the man get`s into bed, the lady get`s into bed, i get excited.
the man opens his leg`s, the lady opens her legs, i open my legs an fall down the ladder!!

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what`s the defination of confusion??


20 blind lesbians at a fish market!! er hermmmm

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mayb but very funny lol xx i`m surprised nonone else has any

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ooohhhh dearrr (giggle) xx where r u getting all these from lily? xx lol :oD

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RE: say somthing special to the person you like, you dont have to name names

eerrrrmmmmmm if she knows who she is an can read what u have written then how can she not be on this site??

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yes plz they r brilliant an it`s good to laugh xx

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lmao

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p. looks like i missed out u too lily lol xx

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lmao hilarious lol thanks lily xx

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i bet bulldog an englandz got some good ones.

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doe`s anyone know any funny jokes??

RE: !Genuine People! q=o) (Long Post??)

it`s nice to be listened to for hours like u have an it`s been really good for me to have someone to understand me an what i`m all about, which, i guess helps me to open up, as i do find it difficult to do. ur very caring,understanding,thoughtfull,funny,charming,deep person that shows how u feel about things an emotions an i admire u greatly for that as not a lot of ppl can. i think ur a true legend in urself an u`ve definatly left footprints in my heart! an if ever u need me, i will always be there for u like u r me. xx

RE: !Genuine People! q=o) (Long Post??)

i was here b4 but left, but then i came back again as i was missing the ppl an forums on here. i don`t know many ppl but there r a few on here that make me smile an comfort me when i`m feeling down. an i always get nice kind replys to my posts. lily, chriss, an stefan r the ones who always comfort me an take me for who i am an seem always to b there for me. ;o) an now i`ve just found an extra special one!! i love being on here an love having a laugh (aye stefan? ) an being with these ppl make me feel more positive about myself. i`m glad to know u all xxxxxxxx

RE: !Genuine People! q=o) (Long Post??)

aaawwww thank u cal xx i`m a bit gobsmacked. i`ll come back to u on that. xx

RE: Just a thought.

sometimes the forums can b a bit too serious i think so it`s nice to break the ice an have a laugh like stefan said and i find it cheers ppl up xx