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RE: irish rain

I know it's so damn depressing is it ever gonna stop

RE: Ok Ok, the previous joke wasnt that good

better than the first one yeah

RE: The Shortest Irish Joke ever...

you certainly are bored aren't ya

RE: What do you do when...

glad for ya cause it's pissin here

RE: What do you do when...

so ya still bored

RE: What do you do when...

what's wrong with my smiley face me like it

RE: What do you do when...

stay on CS & chat to us lovely people

RE: Dear Jack

I'll second that Lorraine. Hope he comes back soon, always brightened up my day.

Jack if you are out there come back we miss ya

RE: Should a fella be allowed hit a girl??

Now, now calm yourself down there Rambo

RE: Should a fella be allowed hit a girl??

Never. If he did it once he'll do it again sweetie. No matter how much you may like him he ain't gonna change. don't give him the chance to do it again.

RE: 50 Ways to Please your Lover, Which is YOURS

I'm Outta Here

RE: 50 Ways to Please your Lover, Which is YOURS

Was That It

RE: 50 Ways to Please your Lover, Which is YOURS

Who Are You

RE: 50 Ways to Please your Lover, Which is YOURS

'What's for Breakfast'

RE: 50 Ways to Please your Lover, Which is YOURS

All of them

RE: joke

RE: were we how you pictured us????

I was with ya when you were serenading a couple of lads outside the pub

RE: were we how you pictured us????

well considering ya never stopped singing it on sat nite I ain't surprised

RE: were we how you pictured us????

don't mind him tessie you looked fab on sat nite

RE: were we how you pictured us????

I knew all bl**dy nutcases the lot of ya

RE: Roll call for survivors of Dandelion episode

nah that was for the Moose on the Loose

RE: Roll call for survivors of Dandelion episode

contrary to what some would have you believe us ladies were all on the nite

RE: Roll call for survivors of Dandelion episode

Just about survived me thinks had a great nite & it was great to finally meet you all you're a great bunch altogether

Nine words women use & What they really mean

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Men please take note about arguments you can avoid if you remember the terminology.

For all the women you know to have a good laugh, cause we
know it's true.

Tragedy

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says:
"If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a
bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that
would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it
certainly would be no great loss!"

Just something to brighten our day - Annoying Duck

it's FRIDAY i'm outta here at 2pm today & not back till Tuesday

Just something to brighten our day - Annoying Duck

Annoying Duck

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?



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RE: New to this...

what ya leave it too close to the gas

anyways daddy knows all about camping & sheep maybe he'll give ya a few pointers

RE: New to this...

aaahhh why me loves camping

RE: New to this...

Aahhh no one told daddy Summers been Cancelled