I would run up as much Debt as I could!1...most insurance policies I have ensure my Debt dies with me anyway SOooooooo
1.Credit Card Companies Beware!! 2.Finance Companies too would buy a BMW Convertable 3.Take a first Class all the way trip to New York and Shop till I drop ...or close to it anyway 4.Take 1 or 2 months visiting all the place I want to see before I die 5.Arrange to have a party to end all parties with all my faily friends and all who just feel like turning up and PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999
And finally arrang to have "WILD THING " Played at the End as I shuffle of this Mortal coil and party all the way into the next life
And then he woke up from a drunken stupor.. only to find,himslf Naked as the day he was born ,tied to a railings and a dog licking his ...when he realised it had a been a dream for him cause the really did the Planet and he really did feel so and now he needed his for his hangover and a to bury his truly sad head cos it felt like from all the THE END!!!
Send a probe to the next possible position of his secondary brain nad locate this information somehow... so they lay him down and then with one mighty push shoved the probe.......
Egg timer!!...that was cracked right down the center, it was damaged in the explosion when the Scientist returned from Mars after seeking out new life forms and now without it there was no way they could all............
The other necesities you would find in the female purse...lazer gun,typhoid pill,juice maker,bandaids,swiss army knife...and the most shocking thing of all a vibrating..........
Miss her cue...did we forget to say she was also very forgetful and not as Intelegent as most after all she had originaly herself come from Mars so her own Intelegence was under question, her broomstick decided to go on strike because of constant over work so she hopped on a train to...........
Cos without their Maps...they were completly lost,..........meantime Charlie,still looking for his angels came upon the Barracks that Mother superior ran with an Iron fist and a .......
Alas but to no avail her cries went unheard as there were man to her her plea's of woe, she still couldn't fix the drip from the tap in her bedcamber that kept her awake all night sobbing because as she lay there in the dark listening to the constant drip! Drip it reminded her of how much she needed a man at that precise time ...but wait! she had an idea In the next Galaxy she had once heard tales of a far distant cousin of the Saintly Jack who in day's of yore would be known as "The Village idiot " and if she could only find the cracked eggimer now to try and send a distress signal then all may not be lost ...she called her other Angels to her side "Angels I need your help to weave a majic spell" she said in excitment "We need to mix a batch of special brew to conjour up Oh mighty one 2..."Oh " said angel number one "I know exactly what you need !"...and she rushed off to...........
RE: There is no Doubt that we will all Die But?????????
Well we're not here for a long time so we may as well have a good time!