The very fist thing i ever got drunk on was malibu, and i was fine, then i woke up sometime later on the sofa soaking wet and wearing only pink pants! I didn't even own pink pants! I found out later that i'd gone to bed, got up later, sleepwalked into the shower in my red pants and you know the rest!!! Never again.
I'm only kidding! I really do have the fish though! I hope there is more after this, but what if you are a ghost? do you know you're a ghost? I believe we have a spirit, something that makes us ourselves. If i get to be a ghost i think i'll haunt a pub. I you can choose that is. either that or i'll find employment as an angel!
Thats mean! Save The Fishes!! My fish is called Bruce Willis Cos he's rather fat but really cool, and he tries to commit suicide by jumping out of his tank! His missus is called Brenda, but i dont think she likes him very much, John Travolta recently moved into the tank and she hangs around with him now. John's a bit of a puff though, he keeps floating upside down and i think he's dead, and when i prod him he swims off!!
Anyone remember Goober? He was a ghost dog in a cartoon. The gytrash was right there, in front of me, long enough to think "oh pants" and then it had gone! Why do you think it appeared to me? Yogi saw it too.If a dog has a soul that can wander the earth, you reckon all the other animals have too?? Like is there lots of ghost fish, or ghost giraffes?
I was walking Yogi Bear, and there it was, a big ginger dog, with no master! i thought uh oh, theres gonna be a fight here, cos yogi hates dogs, so i turned around to look for its master, saw no one then when i turned back it had gone! in seconds it had disappeared! I was gobsmacked! A gytrash maybe? guarding the way?
nice to meet you to. i sometimes drink cider now, but it gets me wellied! I once did four bottles of red, well, two red two fortified. Needless to say i wont do it again! My pooch yogi loves beer, she nicks it out of your glass if your not careful!!
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RE: beers
The very fist thing i ever got drunk on was malibu, and i was fine, then i woke up sometime later on the sofa soaking wet and wearing only pink pants! I didn't even own pink pants! I found out later that i'd gone to bed, got up later, sleepwalked into the shower in my red pants and you know the rest!!! Never again.