biggergirl Forum Posts (130)

RE: the more posts the better.Your best comedian.

you moo!

RE: Who is the best british comedian ?

oh daft brother of mine! scotland wales england and northern ireland are all a part of the british isles, therefore anyone from any of these places including scotland, is british, you div! xx

RE: who creates the best comedians?

Forgot Tim Vine! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wax crayons!!!

RE: who creates the best comedians?

love all of them, i adore bill connolly, bill bailey, lee evans and peter kay! woooooooooo!

RE: Who is the best british comedian ?

you numpty! being scottish still makes you british! huuuuuuuurrrrrrr! der brain! love ya!

RE: Have you made anything lately?.........

my sister has more cheek than me, she starts preaching the qu'ran to them! hahahahah! she always says "allah be with you" when they leave. cheeky sod she is!

RE: Post me your most favourite JOKE.

what happened when the irish man wanted burying at sea?





six of his mates drowned trying to dig a hole!

RE: Have you made anything lately?.........

i love answering the door at my sisters house when the jehova's witnesses knock. my sister is a muslim, so i grab one of her hijab's and answer the door with a "salaam". always works. i havent made much today, except a mess. the woods were a lot muddier than i thought when i set off for my walk.

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

you remind me of will mellor. thats a good thing! i've just seen the bloody time, theyre gonna love me when i walk in work like a zombie tomorrow!!! goodnight all. gonna go kick all the cats off the bed!

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

it was my nannan!! ha! if i tried to chin her she'd flatten me!

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

thank you.

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

for some reason, being called mandy dingle kick started a massive diet and i quit with the hair dye. you are far better looking than brad pitt. i never was a fan of his. xx

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

cheers guys! but i did used to be a lot bigger, and had black hair.

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

.............Mandy Dingle!

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

depends what i'm doing or where i am but i'd say, casual.



toffee or fudge?? (try to choose!)

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

real.


shoes or handbag?

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

albums.




dogs or cats?

RE: best and worst chat up lines

"thats a nice dress, it'd look fantastic on my bedroom carpet!" (it didnt work!)

Im sleepy!

someone give me a kiss before i go to bed.

RE: If you’re pet could talk what would it say

My bengal Basil would say " i only peed on you cos youre my property, and im sorry i dug up the houseplants and chucked mud everywhere, then smashed a vase so it would stain the carpet and im sorry i knocked over the birdcage and murdered two of the finches. Can i sleep under the duvet tonight?"

My two moggies Fatcat and Littlegirl would say " Why the hell did you bring that evil male posh tw~t cat into the house, and why is he sleeping under the duvet?"

The goldfish Bruce Willis and John Travolta would say "Why is there a cat swimming in my house?

My surviving finch would say " i lived!"

My snake would say "Please stop defrosting my mice where Basil can get to them, i'm fed up of cat spit on my food."

RE: part 2 describe how your feeling

hiiiiiii!!!!!!!! i've not been on here for ages!!!!! guess what? i'm moving to cyprus!!! goin where the sun shines, if any of you want to visit me, (free holiday!!!!) gizza bell, i'll let ya know where am staying. mail me for my number..

RE: part 2 describe how your feeling

i'm pissed!!! legless!! hic! hic! show me the way to go home!!! i'm tired and i want to go to bed!!!! i had alittle drink about an hour ago, and its gon right to my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: part 2 describe how your feeling

this being single malarky is driving me insane!! men better stay off my street, i'm goin on the rampage! first man i see, thats it!! he'll be chained to my bed for a week !!Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

RE: afternoon

can i be the under-goddess? hi dan!!

RE: part 2 describe how your feeling

i think there's a big difference between using too many emoticons, and publicly slaggin someone off. this needs to end now before we all get kicked off! debs has many friends on here, i dont see many sticking up for gilly. all of us are wrong and the one of you are right? i dont think so.

i'm gonna have my tea now, see ya later my friends!

RE: part 2 describe how your feeling

i read the same thread, it was stupid o clock in the morning on sunday. its a shame he feels he's had a bad experienc on here, cos i think everyone's great, but he shouldn't have publicly mentioned debs. if it was me i would have found it incredibly humiliating. he was wrong todo it. its against cs rules, so wether debs repoted him or not, he should be kicked off the site for breaking the rules.

hi debs u ok?

RE: what was....the last thing to make you cry

sometimes ah dont even trust me sen!!!!!

chocolate!

i have a guy who i consider my brother, i've known him since ever, and when he got married, oh my god!!! its amazing isn't it? how protective do you get though? if alex hurts him i'll kill her!!! i found out today that i'm to be an auntie again!!!!! to another neice!! i'm so excited! how great are other peoples children!!!! my first neice was born 4 months early, so am a bit scared, but, hey! another gorgeous baby!!!

chocolate!

thats the crap bit o bein single innit? when you see summat, an you think "wow, look at that!" but there's no one there to share it with!!! oh my god! where's the noose?!! or the chocolate!!! or both!

RE: what was....the last thing to make you cry

i heard, " the only man a girl can rely on is her father"


what a load o pants!!! me dads a git too!!!! not much chance for us all is there?