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best and worst chat up lines (34)

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#1
Apr 1, 2008 9:40 AM CST best and worst chat up lines
bertyboy28
bertyboy28bertyboy28kings lynn, Norfolk, England UK6 Threads 23 Posts
bertyboy28OPkings lynn, Norfolk, England UK23 posts
tell me the best and worst you have heard, i'll start

How do you like you eggs in the morning?........fertilized or un-fertilized
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#2
Apr 1, 2008 10:07 AM CST best and worst chat up lines
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
SeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK1,644 posts
Believe it or not this one has worked in the past.. "I wish I was a tear, then I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips"
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#3
Apr 2, 2008 3:20 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
kupkakes
kupkakeskupkakesliverpool, UK3 Threads 122 Posts
kupkakesliverpool, UK122 posts
Seabiscuit: Believe it or not this one has worked in the past.. "I wish I was a tear, then I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips"
i hate cheesy one liners but that one is cute x
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#4
Apr 2, 2008 3:27 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
SeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK1,644 posts
kupkakes: i hate cheesy one liners but that one is cute x


I'm full of them, especially after a few jars
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#5
Apr 2, 2008 3:28 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
chrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK4,472 posts
ive said to someone, i wouldnt mind seeing what them beasts look like from inside the clothrolling on the floor laughing


anyways it worked becouse i ended up marrieing herrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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#6
Apr 2, 2008 3:30 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
SeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK1,644 posts
chriss: ive said to someone, i wouldnt mind seeing what them beasts look like from inside the cloth anyways it worked becouse i ended up marrieing her


Chriss, it doesn't count if your talking to your hand whilst wearing a glove... tongue
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#7
Apr 2, 2008 5:31 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
chrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK4,472 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wel youve spoilt the ilusion for me now matemoping

and they was a pink pair of cloves with green fuzzy hairgrin
Seabiscuit: Chriss, it doesn't count if your talking to your hand whilst wearing a glove...
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#8
Apr 4, 2008 11:33 AM CST best and worst chat up lines
rhtw1
rhtw1rhtw1nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England UK3 Threads 15 Posts
rhtw1nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England UK15 posts
I think i love you - after 1 hour of fumbling and attempting to get in my cacks!.............to any tryers out there - not a winning line believe me...........
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#9
Apr 4, 2008 12:54 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
rescuemepleez
rescuemepleezrescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK9 Threads 459 Posts
rescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK459 posts
As i walked back from bar a guy taps me on the shoulders and says....my mate thinks you have implants....i said my cheekbones are all my own..grin
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#10
Apr 4, 2008 1:05 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
two_hats
two_hatstwo_hatsRotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK48 Posts
two_hatsRotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK48 posts
excuse me is that a ladder in your tights

or a stairway to heaven blushing
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#11
Apr 4, 2008 1:09 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
biggergirl
biggergirlbiggergirlSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK11 Threads 130 Posts
biggergirlSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK130 posts
"thats a nice dress, it'd look fantastic on my bedroom carpet!" (it didnt work!)
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#12
Apr 4, 2008 5:28 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
porsha69
porsha69porsha69Birmingham, UK4 Threads 1,422 Posts
porsha69Birmingham, UK1,422 posts
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Told him he wasn't going to get fries and a 'shake' either!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#13
Apr 4, 2008 5:41 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
two_hats
two_hatstwo_hatsRotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK48 Posts
two_hatsRotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK48 posts
hey babe you must be totally knakered,
cos youve been running through my mind ever scince i first saw you x x x
kiss








cheeseyrolling on the floor laughing or what
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#14
Apr 5, 2008 1:52 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
SeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK1,644 posts
Your under arrest for trespassing! You've been trespassing in my dreams
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#15
Apr 5, 2008 6:53 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
jezzy90
jezzy90jezzy90Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England UK1 Posts
jezzy90Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England UK1 posts
ok this is a good one

Nice legs! What time do they open?

Or a crappy one used by one of me mates


So d'you have a b.f atm, or d'you just use your fingers??!!
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#16
Apr 7, 2008 7:33 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
tigerinu
tigerinutigerinuWakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK1 Posts
tigerinuWakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK1 posts
You might as well come home with me now cos your getting it whether your there or notdoh doh
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#17
Apr 7, 2008 7:49 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
baileysqueen
baileysqueenbaileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK14 Threads 748 Posts
baileysqueenkingston upon thames, Greater London, England UK748 posts
can i borrow your phone?? i need to ring heaven and tell them they have lost an angel! (i wasn't impressed)
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#18
Apr 7, 2008 7:54 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
SeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK1,644 posts
baileysqueen: can i borrow your phone?? i need to ring heaven and tell them they have lost an angel! (i wasn't impressed)


How could you not be impressed with that? Thats a superb line! laugh
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#19
Apr 7, 2008 8:26 PM CST best and worst chat up lines
porsha69
porsha69porsha69Birmingham, UK4 Threads 1,422 Posts
porsha69Birmingham, UK1,422 posts
Seabiscuit: How could you not be impressed with that? Thats a superb line!


You lil charmer!!!!!!barf lol
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#20
Apr 8, 2008 11:34 AM CST best and worst chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
chrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK4,472 posts
have you got any st helens in you, if not would you like somegrin devil rolling on the floor laughing
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