Post me your most favourite JOKE. (9)
what happened when the irish man wanted burying at sea?
six of his mates drowned trying to dig a hole!
six of his mates drowned trying to dig a hole!
Man comes down from his hotel room,and orders breakfast.
Waiter: "Good Morning,sir. What would you like?"
Man: "2 charred rashers of bacon,2 sausages,burnt on one side,and uncooked on the other.Cindered toast,and 2 fried eggs,with the yolks burst,and the whole lot swimming in grease."
Waiter: "I'm sorry,sir. But we could'nt possibly serve up a meal like that."
Man: "Why not? You did yesterday."
Waiter: "Good Morning,sir. What would you like?"
Man: "2 charred rashers of bacon,2 sausages,burnt on one side,and uncooked on the other.Cindered toast,and 2 fried eggs,with the yolks burst,and the whole lot swimming in grease."
Waiter: "I'm sorry,sir. But we could'nt possibly serve up a meal like that."
Man: "Why not? You did yesterday."
A Jew, A Rabbi, and a Christian walk into a Bar.... the Barman said 'Is this a Joke'
What did the Rabbi say when an Anglican Bishop asked which charities collections in Syangogues were given to
Rabbi
Oi Veh ! - Ve chuck the shekels high up in the air -
Vot stays up he keeps 'n' Vot comes down Ve keep
Rabbi
Oi Veh ! - Ve chuck the shekels high up in the air -
Vot stays up he keeps 'n' Vot comes down Ve keep
Silly little joke for ya'll..
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
'Cos if it was small, white and round it would be an asparin
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
'Cos if it was small, white and round it would be an asparin
An Arab walks into a Jewsih Bar and orders 15 Scotch whiskies on his tab - The barman eventually says - That's going to cost you a bomb
The Arab says - *Its on the end of the bar*
The Arab says - *Its on the end of the bar*
Ok, my favourite is.. There were two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other, 'can you smell fish?' ...i love that...
Not a joke,exactly. More of a great come-back by Sir Winston Churchill,responding to a woman who is obviously not his NO1 fan.
Woman: "Sir,if you was my husband,i would poison your coffee."
Sir Winston: "Madam,if you was my wife,i would drink it".
Woman: "Sir,if you was my husband,i would poison your coffee."
Sir Winston: "Madam,if you was my wife,i would drink it".
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'