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I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 to all Red Flight members.
I received a phone call at 21.40 confirmning the start of another confidential development project tomorrow.

Like all the other times when I have had to remove my profile it means I cannot susbcribe to CS as
That work has to be given priority and I cannot by law diuscuss anything connected with it.

Thanks for all the chat humour etc and I hope you all keep well and attaiun what you seek from CS

I will be in touch with the friends I have made this time who have supplied me their E mail adresses. I will not abuse that privilege
Bye for now till next time handshake

wave
Mike

RE: OK Ladies Rough or Smooth?? - your ideal man

Well Phoenix - That really is humourus coing from the mouth of someone whose volume of excreta on here far exceeeds that of Birmingham City Councils' weekly collections and thats not just my opinion.

My final comment - Go forth and multply in peace

RE: OK Ladies Rough or Smooth?? - your ideal man

If you need to be enlightened its you who have the problem rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

red 2 to all Red Flight members - Anyone heard from Red 7 ? - Seems to be off the Radar

RE: OK Ladies Rough or Smooth?? - your ideal man

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - red 4 - I meant the Mach 1 job not the wiggly amps gin palace so lets see you in it rolling on the floor laughing grin devil

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 calling all Reds - Now ready for action
Lady C - News - Red four has acquired a new pretty hairyplane when she gets into it for Ground attack wink

Yep - That Bandit removed totally after firestreaks fired towards Mods by a Lightning strike -

Second wit attack needed re earlier strafe -
Scottish offensive, Airstrip Code letters Foxtrot Tango Echo -

Red 2 Over - Now stooging - Cannons and MG's armed

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 calling Red Flight leader and all other English available.
Rendevous Scotland - Hostile bandit - Low level intelligence -
M'G's and Cannons armed, cocked and ready for second strafe

RE: What's for tea? ...

Red leader from Red 2

Welcome back - *high hopes* for strafe mission - Coordinates - Scotland.
Red 2 over

RE: word association 2

S..trolling on the floor laughing

RE: What Did You Want To Become As You Grew Up?

I note you refer to me and the end quote of my statement was omitted thumbs down

SO Question - Are you serving now in the RAF and if so in which trade ?

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Das Solar-getäfelten alt fart wünscht Ihnen gut zu du alter Sackcheers

RE: should ghurkhas be allowed to live in the united kingdom after leaving the british army ?

3 salient points today
1. The Ghurkahs won the first battle today supported by Joanna Lumley, David Cameron and Nick Clegg plus some of Browns own MPs.

2. I for one sinecerely hope they win the war and that we the people get the chance to vote on the Ghurkas issue and get rid of New labour as it now seen by the majority of the public who traditionally voted labour that the party of B-liar and now Brown-arstard totally abandoned any and all socailist principles and ethics with everything they touch.

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Flying Cinders - No need for Enigma -

Facts - May I politely advise that there are in fact two qualified pilots (One is a lady) and one with a Glider pilots licence so I am he. We can bring you up to speed with what is intended as humour based on some of the normal communications procedure used at sea and in the air which has thus far been used as parallel humour or satire if you so choose.

General facts - Satire, or analogous and parallel humour was started by Oxbridge university students to get at Politicians and public figures on TV in the late 50's/Early 60's. It has always since been construed by management with lesser qualification and especially little Hitlers in factories as sarcasm or offensive.

Red 2 Out

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Red 4 Lady C wave

Suggest - Hunter FGA9 - Quite fast (Mach 1) wink Nice looking lips Sleek like you and fierce on Ground Attack duty. devil

The Aden's in the nose alone would be enuff to stuff the Alien rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

If I knew how dunno I would post the pic I have done of you in one, direct to you confused
So for now just Spit-fire at the Alien
wine wine wine

Red 2 - ShiteHawk - Over

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Red 4 wave
Always nice to see You Lady C but need better facial IDwink

Alien Mancunian bandit ventured into our airspace again with chaff drop and incomprenesible communication prpocedure causing IFF hickup?

Doubful if relevant education and references could improve position - Suggest as you are Squadron expert on abuse we engage the enemy.

Red 2 Over

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Red leader - Message noted in full- eventually frustrated !!

Suggest all available attack at 1600 *Chaff drop* from an Alien bandit temporarily screened my AI23 and confused the IFF -temporarily.

IFF now stabilised, Missiles and Adens set to manual overide ready for later - Have priority target must attend - Will re-join Red Flight for NF duty TBA.

Red 2 Over - Any authorised member come in please

Re Princess of Whales - To all Presidents Squadron members

General Information from Red 2

I have been in contact with Angel Diva since she was ejected for unexplained reasons.

The Princess of Whales wishes me to convey her best wishes to the *loyal* frineds on CS who supported her and continue to do so.

Message ends Red 2 Out

RE: the creative or very expressive people ' TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY ' thread for TALKATIVE people

red 2 - red 3 - Good luck with the KnockFursts-
Maybe vun vill even Kontain die piKture of die fallen madonna mit die bigg boobys - Yah? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

cheers Red 2 out

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

wave Red 2 - Red 3 - As you will have seen Red Leader 1 left me in charge and we now have another member of Red Flight - Red 7 Ali has joined us - so please welcome her aboard handshake

I think we need to discuss with Red 1 the formation of the second for the squadron as it is expanding.grin

So Blue Flight for when the next member applies to join or another colour possibly. There will be a position for a leader at that time. head banger

Red 2 Over

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Red 7 - Thanks for briefing - Hope 2 C you on night flying sorties. laugh

No match for two 30mm Aden Cannon and Two side mounted Firetreaks capable of Mach 5 with proximity fuses so need no direct strike -
No escape especially with IFF, TACAN, Night vision Laser sight and AI 23 in the nose

wine devil

Red 2 Over

RE: wot ya listenng too part 2,0000000000000

A capella Jazz

RE: word association 2

exite

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - All Red Flight members

BTW - Alien bandit McFunnyhat flies at night when he's as pissed as a Bat tongue
Red 2 out

RE: the creative or very expressive people ' TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY ' thread for TALKATIVE people

Red 2 (Honorary second in command) - Ali
On authorisation from the President of Presidents in his absence today I, being President of Wit & Interity am authoriosed to grant permisson to welcome you Red Flight of the Presidents Squadron and your Code number will be therefore be 7 as in Cloud.

As 7 is normal compliment for a flight a second Flight should be be formed if further members wish to volunteer. All further matters will be discussed at Squadron HQ when you land.

I note the Dambusters (Bomber Command) enthusiasm with interest.
Ther Might be a way for you to join their asociation.

Some Mob Folk Lore
One of my relations was the SNO (pronounced Snow) Senior Navigation officer (Sqn Ldr) with 97 squadron (8 Group *The Pathfinders*) also with Lancs, who guided them on other ops. - Bomber command Erks were scruffy sods - They had two buttons undone on their number two tunic - We had one in Fighter command and that tradition still held in the 50's

Welcome Red 2 Over and out - for now devil

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Reds 1 and 4
The Alien - (Stew Mc Funnyhat) is a Scot's ex WO (Sir) Drummie (Drum Major) Aryll & Sutherlands Band. (Pongo with an anti English obsession and speech thrapy problem) tongue

They are notable piss heads and piss takers in upyer pipe bands so as he kinows I am an ex Mob ERK and real drummer, he always has to get a pop in at me yawn grin

So if we can't get him to Fly with us and get Red Leader ti gi the sod a number, I recommend we all Fire free lance Salvos in your own time rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Red 2 watching space

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Red 2 - Red leader and all President squadron mambers
Hostile visiting Bandit speaking jibberish and wearing strange markings devil

Have set IFF to attack but with Manual over-ride control until decision made by Leader help

RE: the creative or very expressive people ' TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY ' thread for TALKATIVE people

Red 2 - Alice - wave
Read the post again dear - it's only an example doh

I said that *when* the Presidents squadron NEEDS a SECOND Flight commander, (Flight not yet formed) and that HE OR SHE
might be called Blue Leader 1

and that he or she will be the second Commander

Red 2 returning to base - Over and out - doh wave

Hermann

RE: the creative or very expressive people ' TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY ' thread for TALKATIVE people

Red 2 to Alice - Maybe, laugh But please note -
The term leader 2 is currently invalid.

When the squadron needs a second Flight commander his or her call sign will be prefixed by a colour -
For exampe, Blue Leader 1 - just to give you an inkling.

Home base Hint Please look for my thread.
For the record - dodgy visited.
wine wine wine

Hermann Von Bradstow, aka ShiteHawk aka Red 2 - Over & out

I don't get stalked - SO - Ladies - PLEASE stalk me ?

Nah - She didn't know where ducckers was 'til I told her an she said she didn't do tractors to get there from Oxford thumbs down

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