mike1937 Forum Posts (554)

RE: whats the most annoying

IMO
Not turn up and not even have the courtesy to contact the other and say why?

RE: Normal and genuine

And have a healthy interest in seeing Steve organise it

RE: Normal and genuine

OK - So If yo ain't orf oop to ULL to sort Zella out

Let me know where and when the gig is 'cos I want to watch

Mike

RE: so who

Not here it ain't

The little darlins have to be taken to skool in Chelsea tractors by arrogant females who park the bloody crap across my drop kerb
(PAYED FOR in my rates) for more than a 3 minutes while the drop the sods off - Then do their face hair and nails, don't signal before they pull out into the traffic and use foul language at the innocent whenever they get hooted or challenged especially by Bus and Lorry Drivers and pedestrians

RE: Where are the artist?

Hi Trish,
Thanks but its PHOTOBUCKET and Compucrap jargon I got and get my knickers in a knot about.

The google prats said my name was invalid and would not allow me in twice but - I MIGHT try again and see what happens.

It's easy to copy each link to a word Doc and shufti at their leisure if anyone is sufficiently interested in what I do.


Mike

RE: Post me your most favourite JOKE.

An Arab walks into a Jewsih Bar and orders 15 Scotch whiskies on his tab - The barman eventually says - That's going to cost you a bomb

The Arab says - *Its on the end of the bar*

RE: Post me your most favourite JOKE.

What did the Rabbi say when an Anglican Bishop asked which charities collections in Syangogues were given to

Rabbi
Oi Veh ! - Ve chuck the shekels high up in the air -
Vot stays up he keeps 'n' Vot comes down Ve keep

RE: where do you think is the cheapest and dearest country,in the world in which to live?

AND I SUGGEST YOU READ what I said originally again the words (IT IS SAID) - do not suggest that I agreed or what I believe to be the case nort is it my OPINION

The fact is I have not commented on anything else about Bulgaria.
For the record - I have met people locally who go to Bulgaria regularly, who say it is OUR MEDIA who Hype the negativity about Bulgaria, until visitors get to meet THE PEOPLE and form their own opinions
I respect that !!

If any apology is needed - Take this clarification as that

Mike Broadstairs Kent UK

RE: can i get kids screened for cancer

I have had several relatives on bothe sides of my family who died WITH cancer and none were hereditary

BUT - Please read what this MacMillan site says at the top and in the text about Hereditary Cancer



It is however well worth contacting your GP and insisting on getting the kids screened if it is worrying you.

The fact is that less than 10% of Cancers have been linked to genetic inheritance.

Mike Dennis Broadstairs Kent

RE: Where are the artist?

Hmm - I wish I could see your effots Steve - - Apparently to see anything on Photobucket we are all made to join it !!

I tried after I got the Compu-techno-crap from the starter of this thread for my contrtibution

The site refused to recognise my username TWICE even though it was within the stated criteria so I say - No way Life is too short and I will put links on here instead that work !!
Mike

RE: Where are the artist?

Thanks Kev,
I pretty much guessed it was Compu-nerdy-speak and the gang would take it as meant - and BTW If you say Commpunerdyspeak all as one word and roll the R it sounds like Swedish Chef in the muppets

But in this case - much less talent (With apologies to te late Jim Henson)

RE: the more posts the better.Your best comedian.

This is right up my street
A *MUST* for Christmas for all yer friends with love from Achmed

RE: the more posts the better.Your best comedian.

I've just watched that Vent act and the working Dummy's expressions are bloody hilarious, never mind all the words that come out.

I've always loved political saitre and stand ups but I was also a great fan of *Spitting image* and

The Muppets -

Look around on the CS profiles and see who fit


Mike

RE: greatest funny movie of all time

I have watched

Robin Williams in GOOD MOOOOOOORNING VIETNAM more than 3 times and its still the best IMO that I have seen.
Eddie Murphy's Cop films come s close second

But All the British "Carry ons" and "Doctors" films do for me too.

AND - The Tom & Jerry's for Cartoons


Mike

RE: the more posts the better.Your best comedian.

Omid Jallili (Born in London of English Mother and Iranian father now naturalised) official status BRITISH

RE: Colin Powell endorses OBama

OK - What Chip ? I quoted facts about my relatives and your Doctors which can be proved, so I suggest YOU get over here and remove the chip YOU say I have IF YOU have the guts - It is also clear that at your age YOU might have an expensive job obtaining proof that your relatives were not involved.

Mike Dennis
Broadstairs Kent UK

RE: Does size really matter?

Hmm -
OK - if we accept that philosphical observation

Most normal people in the states and here will now be wondering

What happend in the cases of such intellectual politicians as Bush, Mc Cain, and his corrupt trigger happy *running mate* that we have had filling our Telly screens for months





Mike @ Broadstairs Kent UK

RE: a million whats in your dream

Full of happy clappy's and bananas then by all accounts

RE: a million whats in your dream

Who or what is Everton - Aren't they the makers of sweets *mints* I get in the local sweety shop

RE: What are the benifits of being single

Freedom and bravado is all very well in some cases

However - - This is directed at Gung ho males so if the cap fits wear it !!

When or IF your wife is taken away very suddenly without any warning by a stroke after 41 years of marriage or the demise of any loved partner of any time, never having been apart except for work purposes REALITY has to take over. -

It smacks one in the gob with such a force that unless you have been there you cannot and will never imagine it I hope.

After the intial shock and essential business matters are dealt with,
24/7 lonliness and isolation take over.

After a while some join CS and other forums hoping to find some comfort until we experience the shock that ageism not only applies - It rules, if WE let it.

RE: Monday 20th October...

OK - I hopa you pulleda Mike

RE: Men

Hi Amylou

Well this one likes 'em with hair a nice face and built for comfort rather than speed -

Rather like all good quality cars

Best wishes to you

Mike @ Broadstairs Kent UK

RE: Canadians

OK then Apolgy and no further comment

RE: Canadians

Oh dear - apology issued then - Good enough

RE: Canadians

Silly me too in thinking everone was suficiently intelligent to have unsderstood what the word ** metaphorically** meant when they left school

FYI Metaphorically does NOT mean beating anyone using physical violence.
Words will do the job intended far mor efficiently.

I therefore respecfully suggest you get an ENGLISH dictionary and study that word and its usage.

RE: Lost MoD drive may hold details on 1.7 million people

Who on this thread has said its a giggle - I certainly have not and Trish did not either so I suggest you read the thread again.

No respect -
Mike Dennis
Broadstairs Kent
Military Credentials
ex RAF Aero Eng Fitter - Qualified restoration assistant of Old MILITARY aircaft to flying condition. Member - Lightning, Vulcan 758 and 74 squadron Associations.

Links -Combat Stress and other military organisaions. Great Nephew Signals lance Corporal serving - Bro In Law Brigadier ex Para and RCT
sits on pensions beaord and SAS connections - Three relations decorated with DFC's, bars and DSO's

PS Watch your mouth and stop chucking your dummy out of your pram !!

RE: Canadians

Neither am I for what its worth - You there above the wall are more fair in the law all round and education too from my eaxperience so you might even get another invader yet -


BTW I loved Edinburgh and Stirling when my late wife and I visited there and the people in Scotland despite all the bloody crap were a lot more friendly to us than the bloody Frogs in Normandy and the whole of the channel coast.

I don't give a monkeys toss if that starts another war with F in Europe -

Come back Welly - the job ain't finished

RE: HELP!! I need some advice from both a male and a female point of view

Hi Sue
Suggestions - Why not
1. Get copies of his stuff on here,
2. Tell her you think she ought to know this and
3. Show her all the evidence if you are long term friends -
4. Then back away and let her decide.

BTW
5. Why not open up the age gap for someone more mature but still with a brain above his waist.

6. Just another thought

Mike Dennis EX RAF erk and qualified Mech development Engineer retired who does NOT threat ladies like that but blatantly advertises
Broadstairs
Kent

RE: Lost MoD drive may hold details on 1.7 million people

I think you said your degree is in aviation engineering didnt you? I would imagine your thesis was something to do with fighter planes or something like that

I wonder who said that I have a degree in aviation engineering - I have never said or implied it and my profile does say that either - Must be the dyslexia or the sight pills ain't workin

What I said is that I am sufficiently educated in my trades to be accepted for a degree course in HISTORY - OR if were desperate - Social sciences.

Facts are that I have never needed one to do what I have all my life since the RAF saw to it we were HANDS ON and so other courses and qualifications I hold have enhanced the originals, and my abilities without the need.

I have worked at all levels including senior management (Chief development engineer) for a time ran my own mechanical/precison engineering business and still do consultancy work and aircraft restoration, all, based on my integrity and reputation.

Mike Dennis
Broadstairs Kent
- It is all on the official government non criminal and/or debt records

RE: American Girl Looking For Love In the UK

I hope it was a real one and not an ostentatious Rolex Oyster