mike1937 Forum Posts (554)

RE: Is this not meant to be a dating site?

Hi RMP and other ladies who probaly know me by now

This IS a dating/love & marriage thing so

Please, as a lonely OLD sod, may I be allowed to make a comment - I frequent ASDA in Broadstairs weekly, nay twice or e'en threeeee times weekly and ss it appen's dear ladies of CS,

I would LOVE to meet any nice compatible and willing lady there with your good looks and intellect - even if I am a short coffin dogger and possibly a boring old fart according to your height and upper age specifications for males

Credentials - Broadstairs by the sea, 70 (now on Bonus) not far from Rly station, large confortable chariot, wears a chauffeur hat for ladies, has det Bung with big garden for green fingers to play in, three Electic bikes to keep us amused 'N a kitchen with a grill and oven that needs a skilled female technical operator to whom I will be skivvy.

Apply off list SOON - PLEASE

Cheers Mike aka HIM in anticipation

RE: never been asked

Shalom Malechem Weatherd -

Oi veh!
All words, upon you, are wasted already -

Mazel tov


No further comment.

RE: never been asked

Ho Lady P
Oh - Please - But - Dont stop an tell me -
Whats wit dem letters LMOA meanin mama as U is gettin jus like Lilo Lil wiv de letters innit ?

A HIM @ Y know where

PS - an I ain erd from Li lo Lil either yet
wid dem letters she plied me wid earlier - Ye dig?

RE: never been asked

Hi Lil, Y got me OK hun - AND as I'm a compu lingo thicko,
please advise me - Oh wise lady

Tel me Ma'am - so wot do PMSL stand for in street jive as she am speaks by the indigenous - innit ?



I fully expect another disparaging remark such as Crawler

RE: never been asked

In the words of Bard Willy o Stratford (with poetic licence )

Forsooth dear Porsha, thou needest not call me Sir nor shoudst thee apologise to a mere humble advocate of ye ancient commandments unwrit -

Thus - they be - Thou shouldst if thee wish it, honourably taketh the Queens shekels for thy country and as of right, thou canst taketh the Pi55 out of inept ill-educated semi-skilled parasites, pen pushers paperwasters, Polly-tishuns, management and all other cretins who wouldst dare to uprise in woollie hats probaly madfe in China to defile indigenous artisans, traditionally honourable developments and deeds.

BUT Lady P - I do thanketh thee most graciously for thy support -

Y Know wot I mean 'Arry'

RE: Can you really meet your match?

Fair comment.

Mike @ Broadstairs

RE: Hello everyone, please be kind to me.

Welcome Alan -
With your name - Alan Ladd - Shyness seems odd to say the least as was it not he who allagedly won the war -

single handed too - according to the flicks

from me

Mike the coffin dodger @ Broadstairs Kent

RE: The say something random thread

Achtung alle punters


I say I say I say - Why do you think the Welsh Guards band are considering wearing kilts?


Because they've got used to the sound of ZIPS


Cheerz from Me - in Snowy Broadstairs

RE: The say something random thread

Achtung alle punters

Mr Interlocutor joke Part 1

I say I say I say - Why do you think the Welsh Guards band are considering wearing kilts?

U say - I dunn Mr I - Why ?

Mr I will then tell U in part 2

Cheers from Me 4 now @ wet Broadstairs

RE: the isle of plenty

cheers mike.
yes my stupid banter. boy o.
Yes i know and understand what you ,Mean.


Hello Don

Thanks for replying
I thought someone MIGHT have asked - WHY - about the Welsh Guards band - even from someone in North Wales

Unless of course - the Northern lot already know and heard Anne Robinson's pi%% takin :-) :-)

Cheers
Mike

Ladies - Maximum age limit inflexibility

Hello Ladies
I don't want to start a war - BUT I have just thought of an alternative profile.

Having scanned the profiles of nice looking ladies I would like to know and matched with most if not all the ticks apart from age and height - (as if it matters given Bernie Ecclestone and his beauties - OK OK - I know - It's his billions :-)

I would now like to discover how flexible are the CS ladies in their 50's who state an upper age of 65 and a height limit, both of which exclude a solar panelled (bald but intelligent) practical, solvent, hands on but old (allegedly) sod (70) 5'7" tall or short (dependent on how you view it ;-) with all working facilities in tact.

Not deaf dumb blind or stupid, has his own workshop and modified electric bikes that we can both go out on. (Details can be supplied to those who want my e mail address)

Also has a diverse sense of humour ranging from the embarrasingly irreverent and outrageous to that of a 12 year old innocent.

Not a slosh head, can't dance even being an ex part time pro Jazz & Big Band drummer, but owns his bungalow and large garden for a lady to play with if interested, plus a good well equipped kitchen waiting for an intelligent oven/grill operator.

It's near to the sea for swimmin wimmin and we've even got shops for retail therapy - Have car, can travel, meet at the local railway station or from the regular daily buses from London (Victoria) and will accommodate a nice intelligent lady, given the chance.

Serious enquiries in private please :-)

Cheers 2 all from Me @ Broadstairs Kent

RE: Bush

Achtung Achtung Man 31 -
You did not make any comment but sent mine again !! -

I say - Don't nick my stuff old chap, think of yer own stff - there's a good fellow.

OR -
I have the ability to increase the range to include bombing of Norwich with my battery of ex MOD Bloodhounds which have Thunderbird II fitted and I am working on getting a fully operational Lightning Mk 6 back into the sky despite the UK CAA (Cam pain Against Aviation and its restrictive practices :-)


Cheers
Mike

RE: Bush

Not with modified Orange putter/Yeoman radar systems linked to several ex RAF Firesteaks surrounding my gaff and set to fire at any American egg whisks :-)

Cheers
Mike

RE: Bush

Hi Olive,
As for Heather Mills - !!

I think you might be overlooking the simple fact that ANY muppet is more honest, has more intelligence (higher IQ) and could say Nuclear proliferation without cocking it up - As could Heaher, for all I know and she aint as thick as she tries to make out on TV here - BUT :-)

IMO Animal (my favourite muppet) has more talent than Lying Dubbya even when he is QUIET so I say - BOMB BUSH :-)

Cheers
Mike - in Statler & Waldorf mode

PS - I hope the CIA and MI 5 are looking at this :-)