One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
I took several courses. The laws are not really different. The eviroment is a feds jurisdiction. Chances are Alberta just hasn't caught up to Ontario. Also the laws are perpusely vague so they can be interpreted differently. Also each province has powers from Oattawa to delage their own laws,based on feds law. Plus each city or town can/does create their own bylaws,based on provinces law.
I am dealing with this in my situation,pi,,,, me off
As I have read it can contradict its self,again pi.... me off
I just joined VI fitness for women. I had planned on going to gym 3x week.But I find I'm only attending 2x a week.I lift 30-40 lbs on averge and do 2 sets of 12 on each piece of equipment.
I have noticed I have lost a few lbs over 2 weeks and I'm more aware of what I eat.
Any body else lifting weights,who has just started. Who might want to share stories of how they like it,what iis their fav piece of equipment and their routine and diet. Plus any tips?
i posted this because school supplies seem to get more pricey each year. fortunately i could affod it,but a single parent with little money,i feel for you.
the cost just started. latter on this school year,theres prom,grad pics,a "im proud of you" dinner and also his prom date.
when my nephews graduated it cost my sister atleast $500 each.
they have a new game,word search daily. I think you need to be a pogo member. But I have four 5 free day passes,if your intersted. It's a good way to rejuvinate some of those 15,000 brain cells.
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The Darwinian vs. God Contest
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"