If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? Can you cry under water? If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? What's the difference between a novel and a book? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? Can you cry underwater? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Faith is believing in what science can't prove or disprove... faith is knowing that every thing happens for a reason... faith is the feeling you get when you look into the eyes of a child... faith is what makes the sun shine brighter, the flowers more fragrent, and the world brighter... faith is what makes life easier to live... faith is what no man can tear down, destroy, or mutilate.... it is unique to every individual... the one thing that only we can discard upon choosing....
faith is what keeps me sane (excuse the spelling)....
Glad to know I'm not the onlyl one that has this problem... I've been here since Aug... and recieved about 18 total... good thing I'm not one of "those" types....lol
Why should anybody date me?... What have i got to offer the world?....
I ask not of someone else, something I myself am not willing to give.... Common sense, common courtsey, a sense of humor, and a love for life and all it has to offer. ...
I bring to a relationship the same thing I expect in return... honesty, a sense of humor, common sense, a "properly working brain" (so that we can engage in conversation, walk and chew bubble gum at the same time... you get the idea), patience, respect (self respect as well as with others), absolutly drug free, a taste for the unusual (see "me" above), good old fashoned values, willingness to listen, the desire to understand, the lust for life, and an open mind....
my internet must be a bit slow... as I was typing 2 more women posted a response...
I never said it was a bad thing, nor did I say it was a good thing... sometimes they end up being a good thing, that end well... other times it doesn't...
Hey fella... you nailed it on the head (per say)... that's the problem for a lot of really nice guys... women want to play with the bad guys but marry the good guys... I've had my fill of the bad guys they are more trouble than they are worth... most of them that is... can't "lump you all in together"...lol
and here I was worried that very few fella's would reply... I just posted at the wrong time of the day I guess....lol as for my pref... I like my fella's with meat on their bones as well... nothing like rollling over at night and grabbing onto a fella that feels like a broomstick....lol but that's just my personal pref.
nice to hear from a fella... i was told by a lovely young lady that there are men that like women of "substance" but you're the first one to confirm that...lol
Why is it that people can't admit to liking women with some meat on their bones....???? Is it me or does it seem like most men like women to be toothpick thin?
thegreeneyedbrat Forum Posts (261)
...lol
RE: ¿I’m not the only one am I?
sometimes I feel the same way... lol