hi wendy hop ur doin ok just post LOADS of crap and somone will notice you..............and can you close the door behind you when you come in plz ...........welome & have fun
banana,tuna,chicken,jelly,cheese & onion crisp,onions(lots)& peanut butter sandwiches fried(mmmm)......and lots of other stuff but the list is to long.as long as I like it I'll put it together
I think if two peeps are happy with themselves and happy in there lives it is possible to move further up the ladder(or some posh wording etc ) and keep going until the day ur pushing up daises its hard to say why people get together most often its for the wrong reasens and I know from experience that if your not happy with yourself then just stay single (jmo) I want a family I want a home (not just a house) I want a wife I want to wake up look to my side and smile. I want to be someones all ther everthing.I also want to give my all and m8k them feel the same way.................I hope I will have all of this .......you never can tell ay?............hya trish your looking particualy lovly today my friend
just say whatever spring to mind mate.........if its rude or serious etc just use the simbles......I can't spell for toffee but people don't care(i think)......I'm wiggy good to meet ya fella
bloody thing keeps crashing(laugh)got no simbles(sigh)................may cry(cry)..........could go mad(bokkle of pop).....................hehe.............ur so kind babsy you desurve some recignitoin(spell check)...............loves ya.....(cuddles)..........(kiss)........................(grin)
SMILE baby its like I said I'm going anywhere and its no like your in oz.55mins on a plane.........takes me longer to trim my nose hair in the mornings.........or catch my fish to change the water.....two weeks is nothing kayt I've spent more time picking my nose..........and its all good coz by the time we meet THAT bus ride will be insignificant and my curry stained phone will be worn out...................
I do belive a heifer is a big poo stained cow & in this care I'm guessin he means one with an alcohol dependancy and track marks up there arms (where the simble with the smack head in shooting up? )
that I hear about where the women are so staggeringly & stunningly gorgous that if they where to take there clothes off all you would here is aaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?
planet.........I've been reading about all the terrible things humans are doing to the world and wonder if this lifetime our lifetime is the start of the end?...we,ve not been on this earth very long considering the age of the planet.we are pumping gasses out at an alarming rate and there are to many animals in danger to list.would it be better if we all just died in our sleep?.....I know this raises isuse with family friends loved ones etc but I'm talking only from the planets point of veiw
manc31=obviously I'm from manchester and I'm 31.not to original but I've not lived here that long and when I came on CS I was kinda lonley and wanted to make sure people in the airea new where I was from ..............................but now ...........and wish I'd posted a better name coz this ones crap and coupled with my spelling makes me out to be a bit thickDUUUUUUUUUR!
*gets up runs towards lova kicks the forum door shut --------makes a fist-----lova looks round---------manc poo's his pants,realizes he's girl and couldn't fight his way through the school bus que without getting hammered,curls up in a ball crying-------lova takes pitty and gives manc a big cuddle* and they all lived happily ever after awwwwwwwwwwwww thanx dave
gives some peeps a buzz to be in the thick of things or be the one who gets pointed out in the street.....................................prefure the qiat life myself(ish) these days
moved all of 3ft in the last half hour & my battery is about to go so won't be even beable to continue reading all your stuff in a min(snif snif boo hoo) thought I'd say hi b4 I go ofline
don't worry shorty I've got a few mates commin out the joint soon I'll set you up with one o them no bova........no need to thank me.........realy..............its fine........your welcome.............k
flying carpet company.I'm hoping to get sponcership in the U.S.A. from one of you lucky ladys.......I'm completely serious......this is no joke I have developed a formular called KNYY6 combustion/floatation......and if an ordinary carpet is dipped in my forular it will become waightless all I need now is a couple of million$s to start production at an industril levil.........don't miss out put your name down now.......I'm serious........I know this sound od but its true...........promise...........thankyou for your support RICHARD'J'BAILEY II.
now then kaytyyou know damnwell I prefure houshold implements..........the hoover(shluuuup) the rolling pin(oach)..........and obvcoure a police mans trunchion on a friday night........ooooooooooooooooo
I'll alabirate further.......just to help her out you understand she eats meet but only in one lonely orofice hence being a "vigin".....the poor love wants to get to know someone other than her "rampant rabbit"(whatever that may be ) any young(or very old coz she likes that)men who would like to help the poor unfortunate girl out plz plz plz mail her asap......thenx for doing her this good turn
RE: hello everyone. i am new here
hi wendy hop ur doin ok just post LOADS of crap and somone will notice you..............and can you close the door behind you when you come in plz ...........welome & have fun