MALTESER1968MALTESER1968 Forum Posts (17)

RE: I'm lonely

I'm lonely too and don't feel like doing anything! I'm off for a nap soon! yawn wave

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

I suggest drinks and appitizers as Malcolm suggested. Please make it at St Julians on a Friday or Saturday as there will be Night transport to my locality. I don't drive and dont want to be left stranded! doh

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Hi I would attend too but am not a good organizer and dont drive! doh wave

RE: UK guy seeks Maltese Lady

hey I won't be leaving the beautiful weather of Malta! If it were for me i will leave only when the weather is bad... but it will be only for 2 days or so coz the sun will come out again. This year we didn't have winter. I only rained for about 10 days throughout this winter!! good luck!

QUERY

thanks for your reply. cheers

QUERY

thanks Saseez applause teddybear

QUERY

WHERE ARE THE MALTESE PEOPLE CHATTING?handshake dunno confused wave

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

YAWN! yawn BYE wave

RE: country

North Italy - I like the lakes and the mountains..... and mouthwatering pizza and pasta!! mmmmmm yummywave

RE: Valletta Waterfront-meet up 27/09/08

what time? confused dunno doh

RE: WHAT FIVE THINGS COULD YOU NOT LIVE WITHOUT?

1 my cell phone

2 my computer heart beating

3 my mp4

4 my bed yay

5 my friends hug

RE: ICE no.

Good idea.... Well done!thumbs up

more jokes

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." frustrated



During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." confused

rolling on the floor laughing laugh applause

RE: Meet up

Thanks Marti. I'm a bit shy but the messages I got makes me feel welcome.

RE: Meet up

thanks cherscic. Next time there is something i try to meet you.
Bye.

RE: Meet up

Hi. Who is responsible for the meetings of Connecting Singles? I would like to meet and join the ppl here but I don't drive! :( Is there transport available for the meetings? I'm from San Gwann. Thanks.teddybear

RE: Blind Date

good one!!laugh

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