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Sep 1, 2007 9:06 AM CST Blind Date
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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Sep 1, 2007 9:08 AM CST Blind Date
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing nasty
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Sep 1, 2007 10:02 AM CST Blind Date
MALTESER1968
MALTESER1968MALTESER1968SAN GWANN, Majjistral Malta2 Threads 17 Posts
good one!!laugh
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Sep 1, 2007 10:04 AM CST Blind Date
TheBaldGuy
TheBaldGuyTheBaldGuyMouseTrap, Florida USA10 Threads 906 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 1, 2007 10:04 AM CST Blind Date
ltlmstrouble
ltlmstroubleltlmstroubleMilton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK7 Threads 1,635 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Have to remember this one....
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Sep 1, 2007 10:09 AM CST Blind Date
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 1, 2007 10:24 AM CST Blind Date
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
uh oh

laugh
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Sep 1, 2007 10:29 AM CST Blind Date
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
Cool.
Did she actually say, thank heavens! laugh
what if the guy's grandfather had really died.

oh hell, he still would be happy not to spend the rest of the evening with her. rolling on the floor laughing
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