Itsalakelife Forum Posts (118)

RE: Teach me Something

There is also a Climax in Minnesota.

It's up the road from Fertile.

After a tragic accident, the local newspaper editor didn't see anything wrong with the following headline......

Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

RE: Whats on your xmas list ?

I don't usually make a list, but I will give you a hint...

It involves a ladder, an eye patch and a spatula.

Or was it a loin cloth, fire extinguisher and a bar of soap?

On further thought, maybe a baguette, sombrero and baby oil.

No wait, better make that a silk tie, garden hose and raspberries.

Rats, I can't decide.

Surprise me.

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

Actually RNG is right.

He wasn't insulting.

The pic does create that optical illusion.

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

And the war started over a missing comma......

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

Look up tulip79.

Now THAT is an interesting profile.

RE: What should be the maximum FEDERAL tax rate in the United States?

I need to make up my mind...exemptions or exceptions.

RE: What should be the maximum FEDERAL tax rate in the United States?

A flat tax rate above a certain level makes the most sense.

The first 30k is tax free.
15% from there on out.

No loopholes.
No excemptions.

RE: your motto

Best advice my Dad ever gave me...

Don't force a hacksaw blade, you'll either bend or break it.

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

That's OK, I have a ten I can wrap around it!

The babes will be so un-impressed.

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

Will there be untold riches for the winner?

I am so un-in if there is!

RE: What do you do to earn a paycheck

I'm happy to say that I produce junk mail.

There's no need to thank me.

Really.

RE: Best concert you ever saw

The best concert wasn't a concert at all.

Keg party out at a farmhouse south of town.

Local band was playing and they were decent.

Out of the blue, Dickey Betts joins in and completely melts the place.

What a show.

RE: It's finally here!!!!

I just said the same thing to myself.

It's finally here!

Game day.

College hockey season is out of the gate!

Time to lace 'em up!!!!!

RE: Books that became movies.

Ah, The Great Escape. I had forgotten reading it.

I read it in fifth grade. It had a few pics bound into the book. I think it was my first venture into non-fiction. While I enjoyed the movie, it didn't have one-tenth the impact on me that the book did.

The Godfather is, and probably always will be, my favorite movie. It is the quintessential guy movie.

How could you not love a movie where somebody gets popped and they close the scene with "Leave the gun, take the cannoli".

RE: anyone else?

If it makes you feel any better, MEL, you don't look sick!

RE: Guy be honest

There's nothing a woman hates more than a guy with better hair than them.

RE: CS.

I don't put out on the first date, but I could handle Hawaii for some fresh mahi mahi.

RE: Chat

I was looking for a positive note.

I feel like the only kid without PF Flyers.

RE: Chat

Alphas must not get it.

RE: Chat

What did you expect from a dating site?

No activity, Boom, you're outta here!

RE: Chat

I'm not showing it anywhere.

I even tried logging off and back on.

I'm feeling so special.

RE: Chat

Hi Tiff, evidently this is the new chat room I'm hearing about.

RE: Chat

Sounds like you might get lucky tonight!!!

RE: Guy be honest

The first thing that catches my eye on a woman is her hair.

It's a question of balance.

I think one of us should have great hair.

RE: Chat

It's nice to have an intelligent conversation, isn't it?

RE: How many times you take a BATH in a YEAR?

I'd get confused.

Do you ever get half way to work and realize today was a shower day and not a bath day?

RE: The Guy Side

Yuo forgot...

1.) I like my pillow cold. You can have as many as you like, I won't touch them. Please don't heat mine up for me.

RE: How many times you take a BATH in a YEAR?

If I recall correctly, it was sometime in the 90's.

Don't you have showers?

RE: How do you feel about a long distance relationship?

Hey Vic!

How's the devil with the red dress, red dress, red dress, devil with the red dress on!

RE: He sent me a picture of his winkie...

When they catch the guy are you going to have to pick him out of a lineup?