The Guy Side ( Archived) (13)

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Subject: The Guy Side

You always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the Male side. Please note.... These are all numbered "1" on purpose!



1.) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it!

1.) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1.) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.) Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after seven days.

1.) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!

1.)ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1.) We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is no t proof of how little we care about you.

1.) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is not worth the hassle.

1.) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1.)When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine....really!

1.) Crying is blackmail.!

1.)Thank you for reading this; Yes I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, its like camping!

THis is priceless

1 rule.......read "How to win friends and influence people"

Yuo forgot...

1.) I like my pillow cold. You can have as many as you like, I won't touch them. Please don't heat mine up for me.

wasn't this already posted a week ago?

might want to come up with some more brilliant memo's that are

NEW---just a thought

Weeeeelllll Excuse the f__k outa me
If it was posted here a week ago I did't do it and I didn't see it.
BUT, I'm sure sorry that I upset you so, Dear Lady.

Starr,,for gods sake mate...look at the hair colour..remember,,she's asking a question,,thats because she is'nt sure..(It maybe,,it maybe NOT),,she's confused..(its the hair colour)
Everyone knows this ain't been posted before,,but she needs to get the needle in..bless her.
Even if she has seen it on an other site,,you don't suppose that she would be charitable enough to make one up and keep with the spirit of things do you??
NAAAA,,it ain't done that way..but like all those little things you have written about,,,we just live with it and pat em on the head.

you'll find it in the archives about a week back on this site. As for

the rest of what you said....