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RE: assylum thread ...extended

awwwww! whats wrong with the room with the room with the extra thick rubber wall paper, thats more comfy.... and bouncy too!banana

RE: assylum thread ...extended

told you it would be ok once the pills kicked in!laugh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

i haven't got a room, I'm the orderly..... but I can visit!laugh laugh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

Stop that!!! or I am calling nurse ratchet!!scold

RE: assylum thread ...extended

nooooo! none of them. we deal with the SSS (smurf secret service) now if you just take these pills you will see them running up and down the hall, and all the roommates here will look cute and fluffy too!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: assylum thread ...extended

too bloody late mate you walked in here, we have pills to give you symptoms! the secret service gives us alot of money for each of you guinea pigs.............. errr inmates we get in here!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: assylum thread ...extended

oh here we go! typical assylum behaviour ............ time to put more bromide in the tea!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: assylum thread ...extended

ok but careful with the yellow one, they make you froth at the mouth............... oh, i see you already arelaugh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

oiiii! i'm not a pill pusher, you are supposed to take them with a glass of water!!!uh oh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

yeah i can hear them, but i don't listen.
I might be barkin' but being an orderly I get to go out at night,laugh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH! not so loud!!!!!

i got some lemsip max strength, good stuff too, barely cut! i'll meet you by the broom cupboard in 10 minuteslaugh

RE: assylum thread ...extended

only purple and orange pills???

Well i will volenteer as an orderly then, and do some business on the side.

I got french blues, uppers, downer, and new just in! anyone want some mandy's? reasonable rates!smoking

RE: TRYING TO BE BEING SERIOUS NOW

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well it is a bit early in the day......... oh go on then, but just a small onelaugh

RE: TRYING TO BE BEING SERIOUS NOW

ok sounds good to me! I'm in!

Mines a dakari!cheers

RE: TRYING TO BE BEING SERIOUS NOW

hey, you lot are doing well, I haven't seen you this serious for agesthumbs up

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although I am a bit worried by the amount of animal pictures!

RE: What is your biggest turn off on a first date?

well! it's a laugh innit!?laugh

RE: Men lets hear how you like to be treated

well ok, but I don't want this to turn into a revenge thing just cos we glued all your funiture to the ceiling. I'm sure we all remember what happened to that poor girl in Goldfingerprofessor
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RE: Men lets hear how you like to be treated

with cuprinol .......... does exactly what it says on the tin!laugh

RE: I find it sad

apparently!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: B.J. SAYS HI

well, if you will go out all night burnin' the candle at both smurfin' ends!professor

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RE: NEXT TIME U EAT BURGER KING THINK.....

brand new!! just in!! deep fried pizza at BKdancing

RE: B.J. SAYS HI

be great fun if each week they get in a new biblical celebrity caller too!

RE: B.J. SAYS HI

Hello mate, how the smurf are ya!cheers

RE: B.J. SAYS HI

ohhhh it's sunday, i'm not going then, it is hard to take those silver candlesticks when there is a full house.laugh

RE: B.J. SAYS HI

Hi-de-hi campers!

good morning allwave

Hope everyone is feeling bright eyed and bushy tail, and ready for church.cheers

RE: Breakfast

nail polish remover wont work on that glue!
best i can offer you is some rock climbing gear so you can get up onto the sofa.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Breakfast

oh yeah, thats right, blame it all on me, poor innocent me!!

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RE: Breakfast

??? Me? an ASBO??? with my reputation??angel laugh

RE: OPENING SOON

OMG.....the beer tastes like rat piss!!uh oh laugh

RE: OPENING SOON

Any chance you can rustle up a guinea pigs surprise for a special birthday party????cheers

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