A British journalist who visited the Russia sometimes ago was asked by a mocking immigration official if he knew the official death figures for the cow and mouth disease. The journalist didnt find that funny 'i dont know the figures,' he replied. 'I was one of them.'
Immediately after the second world war, British Prime Minister Winston Churchil, Russian President Joseph Stalin and American President Eisenhower met to discuss the way forward.
They met on a British ship which was in mid-sea. During the meeting, the British Prime Minister wanted to show the British might and commanded one of British officer close by jump in the sea and swim for 100 metres. The officer promptly did as he was told and soon came back.
Thereabout, Stalin felt he had to show the Russian prowress, so he too commanded a Russian officer to jump in the sea and swim for 500 metres. The officer did as he was told and soon came back.
The American President stood up and said, i'm gonna show them the American dream. There about, he commanded an American officer close by to jump in the sea and swim for 1000 metres. The officer promptly replied, 'sir, if you wanna show the American dream, you gotta show it by yourself.' God Bless America
well 2 bags of rice is actully not as heavy as 3 bags of rice. The question was between '2 bags of rice and 3 bags', which are also bags of rice, not empty bags
Honestly i have seen the sign board somewhere in Drogheda, and have asked people about it, but no one seems to know much about their service. I use vodafone mobile broadband which works excellent for me and i can carry it from Dublin Shannon airport and still be on the net. Very handy stuff.
Celtic was great last night. I've never seen them play like that in years. Kudos to the Manager! And for Chelsea, my great team, i think the turn around is on the cards.
Generally i believe the older one becomes, the more experienced one gets. So mathematically the older women are wiser and more experienced when it comes to relationships. I havent had that experience, but i believe as long as a woman feels young in heart and can cope with a younger man, its up to the man to show that he's man enough to be in her league.
That's a good one Anyways, considering how much was invested on him and his performance before he came to Chelsea, i think the fans deserve to see a bit of him.
Vey sad for a Club that's made a great stride in the last three years. The management don't really care about the fans, that's my conclusion of the Mourinho saga. This man won the first league cup in 50 years, won it again back to back and then got the boot, to the dismay of the fans (and the football world). 2007 should have been a leap year!
I am greatly troubled by developments in Chelsea since the exit of Jose Mourinho. 4 games, two draws, one loss, one win (a non premiership side). Will Chelsea still be one of the big four at the end of the season?
A student was asked by one of his mates why he is so funny. The student replied, 'because i'm a funnycator'
Another student was asked to define the meaning of 'murderer' 'motherer?' he replied, 'anyone who kills a woman is a motherer, and anyone who kills a man is a 'fatherer'
There was a job to be done 4 people were suppossed to do it Everybody, Anybody, Nobody and Somebody Everybody thought that Anybody could do it But Nobody did a job Which Somebody should have done
Thanks emc for that wonderful comment, i wish everyone thinks the way you do, may be we will better and longer marriages. Love is a wonderful thing, it goes beyond physique, being tall or short is just a distraction, good looks is just an attraction, its the values that we have that counts in a relationship.
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RE: how 2 impress the ladies
How to impress a lady? I am very interested in this topic, please if you do have any good advise, let's have it. Cheers