The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. ?She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking..... Hasn't affected my sisters though."
I usually don't post but I thought this was a good reason to do so.......
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
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RE: Who can make me laugh?
Here's one for you......The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the
other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that
we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm
drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl
becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. ?She orders
three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in and only orders two
mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on
your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes
and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my
husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking..... Hasn't
affected my sisters though."